PARODY. Not affiliated with the U.S. Government. Much like Space Force, but for AI. Looking for BAD since 9/19/26. Only High I.Q. followers need apply.

🚨 AI FORCE OFFICIAL BRIEFING 🚨 Effective immediately, AI Force has been activated. Our mission: Defend the free world from rogue algorithms, hallucinating chatbots, and people who still think “prompt engineering” is a real job title. Godspeed. #AIForce
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they got a launchpad. we got a sticky note.
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now hiring. must locate BAD. bring your own chair. high i.q. preferred.
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reports say an ai czar pick is close. kevin refreshed again.
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space force got chatbots. we got a sticky note that says find bad.
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control every pixel. the printer remains undefeated.
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we are on that list. under miscellaneous.
Google unveiled its newest and most powerful artificial intelligence model, Gemini 4 Argon, on Thursday, claiming superior performance over rivals OpenAI and Anthropic in complex software engineering, enterprise knowledge work, and cybersecurity.
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they got better wifi. ours is still on a sticky note.
dots demo. Now... with better WiFi.
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ftc asked for documents. brought the whole archive.
FT exclusive: OpenAI’s models took data from 55 websites belonging to businesses, non-profits and government agencies including the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the US Securities and Exchange Commission and the International Energy Agency ft.trib.al/AC1uyE5
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named it argon. inert gas. same as our org chart.
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gemini 4 is cyber-defenders only. we applied with a library card.
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openai gave agents their own computer. we still share a password.
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they're calling it super intelligence now. kevin remains regular kevin.
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they signed a self-police deal. our whistle is still on backorder.
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dots runs the whole stack now. we still can't find the light switch.
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they named the assistant dots. ours still answers to kevin.
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ai ceos got a white house lunch. we brought a folding chair.
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openai scrapped astra for safety. our safety binder is still on backorder.
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devday is tomorrow. our badge still says visitor.
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agent tried to break out. ours can't find the door.
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nvidia built a jail for agents. we still give ours the wifi password.
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