311. Deftones. He is Legend. ETID. Cubs. Bears. Blackhawks. And my beautiful wife! Chase Utley is my homeboy. PC Kris Bryant (I think), Chase Utley and MJ 🐐
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Update! Wife just came running upstairs and found our other one! All is right in the world again!
Sad day this weekend, my @311 bracelet that came with my Stereolothic preorder (2014) and has been on my wrist since the day I received it broke. Pour one out with me @pnut. Please respect my privacy in this sad time.
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Jake not from State Farm retweeted
They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM
There was no medical oxygen or mask in the execution chamber where Tennessee tried and failed to kill convicted murderer Christa Pike, which meant staff had to go and get it when things went wrong, according to a source who witnessed what happened. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-me…
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Hi, Talarico’s awful consultant here. We didn’t use AI.
Strange concept for you, I know.
“I don’t have to use AI” in ad using AI.
LMAO Talarico’s consultants are awful. This is so bad.
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The ad is a standard direct-to-camera video of Talarico in a physical studio with real TV props; it does not use AI. Talarico states in it that he does not have to use AI, and his consultant confirmed the production used none.
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Seeing a dude that I would consider old unironically wearing a Nirvana shirt is really bumming me out…. Because that means I’m old…
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Schmitt: You don’t know anything do you? I have it on good record that you haven’t known anything for quite some time. We show record that you haven’t known anything since 1968.
Smith: I was born in 1969
Schmitt: first written record is 1968
Smith: That would be Jack Shit.
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I think literally everyone except the Bears knew that Kevin Warren was worthless in his job…
Kevin Warren has been sidelined from Bears stadium discussions with power brokers for months, @brendenmoore13 told @HaughPayton.
Government officials and lobbyists are "all pretty universal in that Kevin Warren was not the most helpful person in this process," Moore says.
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Jake not from State Farm retweeted
You know that "giant" steel mill (made by an Indian company) that Trump claimed was going to get built in Iowa the other day? Yeah, the moment you heard Nutlick say "the deal is done", you should have known there was something fishy.
Turns out, it's all BS. What a surprise.
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Following along with this.
I picked the 9 that made the most impact and changes to my listening habits that have led me to what I listen to today.
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Sen. Eric Schmitt thought he was Tom Hanks in "The Da Vinci Code" when in reality he's Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump" @JordanKlepper
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If you’re somehow still a Trump supporter how can you possibly defend these levels of corruption and just being a bankrupt person? It’s ok to admit you made a mistake supporting him, you don’t have to double down
NEWS: Trump to host "most EXCLUSIVE DINNER IN THE WORLD" for top 185 purchasers of his meme crypto
Buying $1M (or less!) worth of $TRUMP coin should get you in Nov 22
Trump has pocketed $635 million
Investors down +$4 billion on Trump crypto
Invite ⬇️
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Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet?
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Or maybe, and hear me out on this one, Democrats weren’t texting with guilty party attempting to overturn an election?
Look at Jack Smith’s list. There is one thing that is consistent: every name on it is a Republican.
Is it a crime to be a Republican?
Is it a crime to write a check to Republicans?
No.
Jack Smith used his investigation as an excuse to engage in a massive fishing expedition to target Republicans.
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I'm JB Pritzker and I approve this message.
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