Connaught Rangers nationalist “In the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.”
Somewhere East of Suez
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Harry Potter fanfics were originally just a fun way for normies to guess where the story was going. Then Twilight happened and with it, “Dramione.” Then Obama mandated everything be gay. Then the libs disowned JKR. Now, Malfoid is reviving the space and claiming it for the chuds.
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When I was a kid, I always wondered why the Founding Fathers turned against Thomas Paine after he wrote so many inspiring essays, how he alienated so many old friends, and why they rejected him. But now I've been around FrogTwitter and I understand "Oh, he blackpilled and trooned out and became an Lolcow. Happens every week."
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“Harry, when you get the chance could you pour me some pumpkin juice?”
(Waits 5 seconds and then passive aggressively casts “Accio pumpkin juice.”)
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So in other words, it’s the movie version of the Sopranos finale?
10 important facts about Digger that YOU missed:
1. Digger is a deliberate 'f*ck you to the audience' kind of film.
2. Digger is not a comfortable crowd-pleaser; it is high-art hostility.
3. Digger is not designed to be enjoyed.
4. Digger is engineered to be an antagonistic mirror.
5. Dig or die, the film embraces its own chaos.
6. Digger is not being laughed at; it is laughing at you.
7. Digger doesn't want your 5-star review. It wants you to be angry.
8. Digger is original because you asked for originality, and now you can't handle it.
9. Digger didn't miss the point. You are the point.
10. You wanted Tom Cruise the action hero, but Iñárritu gave you Tom Cruise the existential crisis. A psychological reality check.
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Zoomer dudes when faced with talking to girls or having a beer after work vs. Zoomer dudes invited to drug-fueled, sausage-fest orgies.
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“You were wrong, Riddle. The Elder Wand won’t answer to you. You may have killed Snape, but he was never its master. It answers to the one who originally disarmed Dumbledore.”
“And who pray tell might that be, Potter?”
“Me, you noseless half-blood bastard.”
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Imagine you're drinking a beer. It's cold. It's refreshing. It's your favorite brand. It's exactly what you need after a long day. Now, imagine drinking that same beer—again
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Genuinely impressed at the combination of humble bragging and white knighting that fit into this post. Take all the Reddit gold.
In my early twenties I was very casually dating a third runner-up to Miss Texas (while I was home for the summer) and I had a lot of friends over to my parents’ house for a pool party. As a 21 year-old dude, I was pretty proud to tell my dad that his son was dating a runner-up to Miss Texas. He asked me which one she was and I said something like “obviously the really pretty one in the blue swimsuit - you didn’t notice her?” and he responded with “son, as an older, married man, I make it a habit not to notice younger women in swimsuits” and that cemented itself in my brain ever since.
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“We must be absolutely certain before we call the dark lord. Is this Harry Potter?”
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This is why Obama dedicated himself to destroying frat boys' lives and stopping "campus rape"
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Here's mine: there was a girl with that reputation in my freshman dorm, a blonde I'd describe as "trashy hot/stripper hot"
One night I'm playing Command & Conquer: Generals, and she walks in and says "I just sent you a FB request and you didn't accept it, what's up with that?"
College slut story that’s not a humble brag: there was a gorgeous girl in my social network. Turns out she had a private Instagram where she wrote essays about her sexual liaisons. I was roughly acquaintances with her so I requested to follow and she added me. Titillating stuff.
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Without looking up, I respond along the lines of, "My game takes up the whole screen so I wouldn't have seen it, duh."
Made smalltalk while I kept playing until she got bored. All the while my horndog buddy across the hall is listening in and seething that I'd pass this up.
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The parts where Bellatrix is constantly negging Malfoy would make so much more sense in the Malfoid timeline.
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Reality dating show where creepy male feminist “allies” get paired off with Pearl Davis types.
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Hilarious how triggering this is to anti-American libtards and online RW spergs alike.
Theres a valid argument that we should shamelessly celebrate Western explorers without having to appeal to the Italian/immigrant angle, but anybody counter-signaling Columbus Day is an enemy.
October is Italian American Heritage Month, and as an Italian American, I'm proud of the families who came here, worked hard, and helped build this country.
Italian Americans fought for decades to make Columbus Day a federal holiday, yet some states and cities are now replacing it.
That's why I introduced the Italian Heroes and Heritage Act, which would bar federal funds from any state or local government that celebrates Indigenous Peoples' Day instead of Columbus Day.
We should honor our heritage, not erase it. 🇺🇸🇮🇹
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