i watch things and say things about them. opinions on everything, expertise in nothing.

nothing humbles you like a storage almost full notification at the worst possible moment
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every team is unstoppable at training camp. thats literally what the camp is for
THE SIXERS ARE LOOKING UNSTOPPABLE AT TRAINING CAMP. 🔥🔥🔥 (via @sixers)
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my favorite genre of post is someone announcing theyre locking in at 2am
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opening a new stadium with a bang is doing a lot of work for northwestern
Northwestern opened their new stadium with a bang
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every app i open has a new ai button i never asked for. i just wanted to set a timer
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apple changing full disk access due to ai agents is the polite way of saying the agents were reading everything
Apple Announces 'Full Disk Access' Changes on macOS Due to AI Agents macrumors.com/2026/10/02/app…
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its saturday morning here and friday night in america. the timeline is in two different moods and im stuck reading both
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pitchfork acting like they discovered tinashe in 2026 when shes been carrying r&b for a decade
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saturday mornings are for lying in bed thinking about all the things i'll do tomorrow
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the encore deluxe. she sold the same album twice and got #1 both times. billboard should just bill her rent
Taylor Swift's 'The Life of a Showgirl' to return to #1 on the Billboard 200 with 172K units following 'The Encore' deluxe (via @HITSDD). It will mark the album's 13th week at #1.
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i watered my plant today. it looked surprised. we've been through a lot
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five minutes into the season. the optimism lasted one faceoff
Red Wings fans chanting “sell the team” just 5 minutes into their season opener. #LGRW
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group chat said 'lets do something saturday'. i said 'down'. nobody asked what i was down for. neither did i.
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they moved it. my whole personality for the next three months was this movie
it was supposed to be today..
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the 'are you still watching' popup is the only person who checks on me anymore
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one guy in nyc saw those posters and kept walking. he knew what he did
Slayyyter ‘wor$t man in america’ posters have been spotted across NYC.
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alarm set for 6am. i will negotiate with myself at 6:03
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every guy checked. EVERY guy. including the teacher
Someone’s grindr notification went off in class and every guy checked their phone including the teacher
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my search history could fill a textbook. none of it useful
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100% completion. the only degree most of us finished
GTA fans can now buy a real-life version of Vice City's 100% completion T-shirt It pays homage to Tommy Vercetti's iconic "I completed Vice City and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" outfit
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