You thought I was dead? So did the Presidents enemies. 40 years under cover. I’ve never even met my family. Official Unofficial FBI Director. SpaceX co-owner.
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Got spit-roasted last night
Currently on a flight, so let’s start a thread making fun of @jarvis_best.
I’ll start: Jarvis is the “before” picture in every health ad.
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.@3YearLetterman, as a show stopping little league umpire, what advice would you give to the MLB umpires as they go into the next round of the playoffs?
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This is true because inflation means your money is worth more, so you can pay debt faster.
Trump Says Inflation Will Pay Off The $40 Trillion Debt "Very Rapidly" zerohedge.com/political/trum…
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Burt Macklin retweeted
Currently on a flight, so let’s start a thread making fun of @jarvis_best.
I’ll start: Jarvis is the “before” picture in every health ad.
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Burt Macklin retweeted
Is anybody else dealing with this? It's really frustrating to get this close. Just slam the door in my face already, Elon.
Could somebody please tell me how to get 30K more of whatever this is, so I can do the Original Content Awards thing? You might not like my content, but you have to admit it's original.
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Breanna is having a terrible flight but thankfully American Airlines has @Starlink now, so at least she will be able to enjoy blazing fast internet for the duration of her flight.
We need to have a serious conversation about overweight people flying on commercial airlines.
I’m flying on @AmericanAir and after paying extra money to upgrade my seat, I got stuck next to a man who is 300+ pounds and stripped mid flight.
None of the flight attendants wanted to confront him.
He smells like 💩 and weed.
He’s literally sitting in my seat and keeps touching me.
For context, he’s literally 300+ pounds and I’m 120.
Why does American Airlines think it’s acceptable to treat people this way?!
I tried reaching out discreetly during the flight, but they have no avenues to do that.
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Burt Macklin retweeted
Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses The Jews Of Removing Her Brain buff.ly/BvwTHxo
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Guess who is leading this investigation…
FBI Assembles Elite Team Of Investigators To See If All These Terrorist Attacks Can Somehow Be Connected To A Single Ideology buff.ly/J4uZ2MT
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Lol alrighty then.
Finally found a wig I felt looked ok to wear out of the house.Got it off shein for under 20 bucks.lost hair from chemo.
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Ok I’m going to need to speak to the lady in charge because this is insane.
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Burt Macklin retweeted
Letitia James Indicts Trump In Cornell Case buff.ly/Xv2jaYi
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I give the movie a 7/10. Not bad but not great either. More comedy than i thought there would be and it was wayyyyy better than the other RE movies which SUCKED.
I’m sitting in a movie theater by myself about to watch the new Resident Evil movie, and I’m so scared that I’m sitting in the back of the theater farting uncontrollably. Really hope nobody else shows up.
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