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I've been ballsmashing to create microfractures in my testicles so that someday they become indestructible
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Kill everyone now, condone first degree murder, advocate cannibalism, eat shit
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I was born from precum
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Is anyone else fluent in slowed + reverb ?
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Just found a chunk of human hair inside my glove box
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Is it gay to jack off in the mirror?
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Butt Crusticles retweeted
My mother raised me to be the most kindest person you'll ever met. But if you mess with me you'll learn why I have my father's last name.
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Butt Crusticles wiki fandom
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My cock looks like pickle rick
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Butt Crusticles retweeted
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Old lady at the supermarket has cock buldge
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Hey ladies, DM for spicy gangrene pics tonight 🤫🥵🔥🔥
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Texted my mom 'I love you' and she ghosted me
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🧵 Thread of all the Crustville Passports I've made:
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Give a man meth and he smokes for a day; teach a man to cook and he smokes for a lifetime
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Thinking of finding the guy who tickled my belly and having him executed
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Hello Crustoids... I really didn't want to talk about to this, but here we go... I'm very sorry and take full accountability for the thing that everyone has been saying I did. I ask for forgiveness for the thing that I may or may not have done... It was totally my bad.
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