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Do you know what the chainsaw was originally used for?
Not the gas powered monster you hear a mile away. A small hand cranked chain with little teeth, built in the 1780s by two Scottish doctors, John Aitken in Edinburgh and James Jeffray in Glasgow.
They may have come up with it separately.
Same problem, same ugly solution.
Back then, a stuck baby was a death sentence for mother, baby, or both. Cesarean section was not the safe exit it is today.
One desperate option was a symphysiotomy: cut the cartilage and bone at the front of the pelvis so the birth canal could open enough for the baby to pass. Knives and rigid saws were slow, sloppy, and tore up the bladder and urethra on the way through.
Aitken’s flexible chain saw, described in his 1785 midwifery book, was meant to get through that bone faster and with a smaller wound. Jeffray pushed the same idea for cutting out diseased joints and bone, arguing a chain could slip in and spare the nerves and vessels sitting right next door.
Doctors also used versions of it for amputations.
Picture it: no anesthesia worth the name. A fine serrated chain on a guide, turned by hand, in a delivery room.
Nursing has always had a dark side. This one earns it.
It never really took over obstetrics: too many complications, and hand power was a poor match for solid bone. A later hand cranked version, Bernhard Heine’s osteotome in 1830, looked a lot more like the saw we know today.
By the 1890s, the Gigli saw, a twisted wire you pull back and forth, had replaced the chain in surgery. That wire saw is still around for bone work. Safer Cesareans and better technique did the rest.
Loggers got the idea much later. The chain and teeth trick moved into timber in the late 1800s and early 1900s. A Canadian, James Shand, patented a portable version in 1918. Andreas Stihl’s electric logging saw showed up in 1926, the gas one a few years after that.
So the next time a chainsaw fires up in the distance, remember: that roar started as a hand crank in a Scottish delivery room, trying to get a baby out alive.
Medicine moved on, the trees did not.
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My Fort Sumter moment came in late March 2020 when a solicitor from the IMC rang me and warned me to follow directives and not to tell the truth to patients.
The American civil war lasted four years and cost perhaps 700000 lives some killed by family and friends . Whereas the C😵💫vid war has lasted longer and cost considerably more lives many killed by trusted friends and family the war goes on.
The Union army was incapable of following up on a victory until General US Grant was appointed to total command.
The war on the evil of C😵💫vid is far from over . Their flanks are collapsing as is their front they have no reserves to call up and the commanders are slithering out the rear . We must push home our victory now in sight on every front and ensure that accountability and retribution is imposed on those who betrayed ,murdered and injured tens of millions for greed and totalitarianism. Now is not the time to relax,push forward everywhere.
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President Trump warns Fox News that they could go out of business if they do not cover him and his rallies.
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Good morning from Arizona. Have a beautifully blessed Sunday.
View of Picacho Peak, where the desert shows up dressed for church and the mountain still looks like it lost an argument with a cactus.
The sun’s up, the sky’s showing off, and the only traffic jam is a lizard deciding whether to cross the road.
Sunday gets a fresh start, and so do you.
Blessings on your head, your people, and whatever’s waiting on the other side of this sunrise.
Go easy, but go. The view’s already doing its part. 😎🌵🇺🇸
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My wife and I were sitting on the porch today drinking some whiskey. I said, "I love you," My wife replied, "Well, you sure don't act like it, so Is that you talking or the whiskey?" I said, "That's me talking to the whiskey!”
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The report @MuzzledTruth1 delivered to Senator Ron Johnson. The vaccinated who were murdered by Remdesivir and the hospital protocols. They aren't part of the 19% but need recognition just the same.
🚨 I have spent 4+ years fighting the COVID vaccine. I am injured by two Moderna shots and lost my amazing healthcare job at Enloe for refusing damn mandated booster. I filed a VAERS Report and heard nothing from CDC. I would have filed a CICP Claim but Enloe & Butte County Public Health didn't tell us about VAERS OR CICP. Apparently they are required to file a VAERS Report but no one would help me sue.
I worked at the mass vaccination clinics and witnessed everything wrong. I have given 57 public verbal comments and sent hundreds of emails with evidence to Butte County Supervisors and they have done nothing.
I have visited the offices of other elected officials multiple times and haven't gotten any reply. Nothing.
I spoke to the Chico City Council numerous times to help me and vax-injured nurses. NO ONE EVER CONTACTED ME.
I filed a criminal complaint including evidence of harm and all details to @ButteSheriff Honea and got no interview or referral to DA Mike Ramsey. I sent hundreds of emails and met in person with Sheriff Honea who did NOTHING.
I lost the most amazing human on the planet, my Mother, to four shots of the Moderna COVID vaccine. I filed a VAERS Report for her death and heard nothing. I filed a CICP Claim and was asked for more details. I sent the details but they rejected them because they were received two days too late. I asked her Congressman @RoKhanna at his town hall in Sunnyvale for help and he pushed me off to my rep Rep. Doug LaMalfa who pushed me to HRSA. NOTHING.
I started speaking to Department of Pharmacy in Sacramento begging them to issue alerts, follow up on VAERS Reports filed, anything. Twelve comments on record. NOTHING.
I started traveling across California with Ronald F Owens Jr to other County Boards. Had some luck in Shasta and Plumas. But shots still being administered. 36 Counties on my public comment record to date.
I send regular emails to get the warnings out to @ChicoER & @ActionNewsNow. NOTHING.
I traveled to Washington DC last July for a vax-injured hearing with Senator Ron Johnson and left my story. Nothing.
I have sent requests to Steve Kirsch and physically handed him the story to get more coverage. NOTHING.
I do want to thank the independent journalists and podcasters who have covered my story including @Earthdriver, @ChildrensHD, @Betrayal_Proj, @MaryBowdenMD
So as I watched the brave hospital protocol victims travel to Washington DC for the Senator Ron Johnson Hearing I thought about going but thought "it's not my fight". Other than knowing people in Chico who had loved ones murdered at Enloe on Remdesivir, I didn't think I had any contribution to make. I also have to manage my health and my money. And my heart. Hearing from those victims is hard.
But as my colleague Ronald decided to go at the last minute, it dawned on me - I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE!
I am a skilled expert from the National Vaccine Information Center using their search engine to pull VAERS data. And I had found a way years ago to pull reports for victims of Remdesivir. Dead and alive. And vaccinated. They are lost in the shuffle as not able to speak from the grave, more injured by Remdesivir than the vaccine and yet the hospital protocol victims speaking out are unvaccinated.
In summary, there are 1,160 dead who received Remdesivir after testing positive for COVID post vaccination. Coded as COVID deaths for max bonus $$ for the hospital. Across all age groups. Most states represented.
I hope I hear from the Senator. I recommended he have Sec Kennedy subpoena the full records. The names. Address. Hospital name. Reporter contact information. Get AG Todd Blanche to investigate.
I sent three of the 1,160 reports of special interest for the public record. See reply for these three.
This work is hard. I am exhausted. Feeling ignored. Unimportant. Getting nowhere. Finding it hard to "trust the plan". No, not Trump’s plan. GOD'S PLAN.
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“Lethal Injection Survivor” is this year’s hottest costume. Back of the jumpsuit says “STILL HERE.”
Spirit said hold my IV pole and moved faster than Tennessee.
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A bus driver just announced a race to the next stop.
“On your mark, get set, go.”
Charlie is 4. The driver let him win.
I rooted for Charlie like it was the Olympics.
This is the kind of adult we should all be.
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Republicans must WIN the 2026 Midterm Elections, and we must use every appropriate tool – whether you vote early, absentee, by mail, or in-person, we must swamp the Radical Left Dumocrats with massive turnout! SO IMPORTANT – PLEASE GET OUT AND VOTE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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RT @Nurse_Michele: 🚨🚨 TODAY — 6 PM EASTERN 🚨🚨
🎙️ TWITTER/X SPACE
🏥 NURSES SPEAK OUT ABOUT COVID HOSPITAL HARMS
Today I’ll be hosting a Twi…
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Democrat weirdos like this group are lying to you.
Gas prices are double digit higher because of California pipelines and Democrat policies to make gas more expensive
Katie Hobbs has given us Gavin Newsom prices
WATCH: Andy Biggs is called out on national television for his support of the war in Iran.
Arizona families are paying more at the pump because of a war Biggs voted six times to keep going.
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Happy National Boyfriend’s Day to me. Single. Over 50. No boyfriend. The universe saw the holiday and said, “Not her problem.”
So, I’m adopting one. Not forever, just for today. Like a shelter dog you take home, spoil rotten, then remember you already have a German Shepherd and a job that pages you at ungodly hours.
Application requirements: must accept being fed, texted “did you eat,” and told to drink more water like I’m the hydration police.
Bonus points if you can look mildly confused while I rearrange your whole day for your own good. I do this professionally. You’re welcome.
References preferred.
Medical history optional, but I will ask. Don’t test me. I have follow-up questions and zero chill.
By dinner, I’ll have diagnosed you, packed leftovers in containers you will never return, and asked why you’re still wearing those shoes.
By 9 I’ll remember I like my sofa, my dog, and nobody asking what’s for dessert while I’m already in pajamas negotiating with a pint of ice cream.
Adoption fee: zero.
Return policy: immediate.
He’s going back before bedtime, slightly confused and extremely well fed.
I was only joking. Mostly. The leftovers are real.
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Good News, Border Patrol is doing enforcement at the Temecula checkpoint
This is a huge win because this is 1 of the 2 major freeways that Mexicans travel out of San Diego to enter Los Angeles county, Riverside and the rest of California
This Border Patrol station was closed during Biden Administration’s 4 year term, illegals were completely free to flow into California and the rest of the country through this station
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