Riding the ponzi of magic internet money

In the age of neobanks like etherfi and plasma, it’s hilarious to look back at what Blast had built after 6 months of being “heads down building” and $20m raised The level of grift 😭😭
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Congratulations on the huge win here @PacmanBlur You launched Blast with the sole intent of pumping your worthless $BLUR bags through a scammy staking program Absolute masterclass in marketing and extraction
Blast will be shutting down. We launched Blast with the goal of building a self-sustaining chain for users and developers. Unfortunately, the economics of operating the chain no longer make sense: the ongoing costs of maintaining Blast exceed the revenue generated by the L2, and we do not see a credible path to making the chain economically sustainable. As a result, we've made the difficult decision to wind Blast down. We're sorry to the users and developers who believed in Blast, built on it, and supported the ecosystem. Our priority now is making the shutdown as smooth and safe as possible. We're asking all users to withdraw their assets from Blast to Ethereum mainnet, including any balances held in the Blast PWA. To make this easier, we will be reducing the withdrawal delay to 24 hours. As part of the shutdown process, we'll first begin withdrawing Blast's Lido assets. This process is expected to take approximately one week. During this period, withdrawals will temporarily be unavailable, even after the withdrawal delay is reduced to 24 hours. Once that process is complete, withdrawals will resume with the new 24-hour delay. Users will have until October 26, 2026 to withdraw through the normal Blast interface. After October 26, assets will remain withdrawable, but users will need to interact directly with the Blast bridge contracts on Ethereum L1. We'll publish detailed instructions before then. We strongly encourage everyone to withdraw their assets to Ethereum mainnet before October 26.
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the crypto project behind the biggest airdrop in history still has $36B+ worth of tokens allocated to the community season 3 might never happen, but it would be foolish not to give it a shot go big, expect nothing
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been following @that1618guy for a month now and imo he's one of the most underrated accounts on CT right now definitely deserves more attention for all the valuable content he shares
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Buying variational points at $100/point, DM me
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Still have not received one single offer, crazy
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been in the process of opening an account at UBS $20m min deposit for plumbers living in the uae smh they hate hyperliquid/onchain activity when literally every single tx is publicly verifiable fuck them, gonna stick to crypto neobanks
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can’t wait for kalshi to pull an opensea announcing a future token airdrop right before ipo to max scam the metrics and cash out at the most inflated valuation possible
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so glad to be jobless so i don’t have to get absolutely murdered on the timeline defending a company doing 95% fake volume to pump its valuation
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"there won't be a hyperliquid season 3" i've read this hundreds of times over the past 18 months truth is no one knows shit i choose to believe because if it happens, the upside is gigantic go big and expect nothing
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the crazy thing about $ETH is that if you were in 2021 and somehow got to read today’s timeline, you’d probably think it was trading at $20k
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being active on-chain when it's absolute goblintown has always been the best risk/reward in crypto those who kept using hyperliquid variational extended etc after 10/10 are gonna win big imo
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Don’t wanna jinx anything but last time i bought a watch it was the absolute top and everything went to zero including the watch 😭 Thank you @watchking69
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dudes shilling 3 illiquid shitcoins a day to 100k+ followers on fomo praising god once they are up big 😭
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3 years ago, those were good times
We are launching on @friendtech in less than 2 hours. Strong hands will be rewarded. Weak hands diluted. Stronger together CBB cartel. (3,3)
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after trying to snipe/game hundreds of project launches, we've seen plenty of clown teams with no idea what they were doing on-chain gotta say @standard_rsv launch looked very professional and felt pretty fair (unfortunately for us) we did bot the uniswap listing, but you could literally get same or even better price manually 20 mins later not a token shill, do whatever you want but good to see on-chain ponzi experiments for plumbers like us
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there’s literally an article from the Hyper Foundation stating this black on white and you still have dudes yapping about a burn hyperliquid s3 coded
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I can't wait to invest in the 129 pons forks on arc blockchain to achieve financial freedom
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I was actually shocked by polymarket fees during the world cup, somehow more expensive than centralized bookmakers prediction fees on trade[XYZ] are about 50x cheaper than polymarket and kalshi liquidity is shit rn but pretty sure that won't last long tradexyz era
Introducing Events by trade[XYZ]. With Events, we’re advancing our vision of Hyperliquid as the universal exchange—a single, composable system for trading financial assets and real-world outcomes. A user can deposit spot BTC, borrow USDC through portfolio margin, open a pre-ipo SpaceX perp position, hedge an upcoming SK Hynix earnings event with an events market, and pick the US Open winner—all from a single unified account on trade[XYZ]. Events will span sports, politics, economics, and financial markets, with an expanding range of categories and contract formats. Our initial Up/Down markets cover equities, commodities, and pre-IPOs, powered by the depth and liquidity of trade[XYZ] perpetuals on HIP-3. These perpetuals provide continuous price discovery and serve as the resolution source, so each contract is grounded in XYZ's liquid market prices rather than an external oracle.
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broke ass larp who scammed his community for $2.2k back in 2024 has an opinion about loracle trades
loracle dead
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