zayd
@ColdCooks

25 | for legal reasons some of my tweets are serious | luck is my skillset

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zayd.wtf
Joined October 2016
My @Waymo: - got a ticket yesterday, cop got mad at me (i work for google now?) - support agent hitman squeezed my foot - support agent on a tear was closing the door remotely into little girl - blocked entire family (who was friendly enough to invite me to a bbq) AGI is here
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just checked the wardrobe
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everyting gwan be irie Waymo
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.@thsottiaux
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Replying to @ctjlewis
npmjs.com/package/real-shado…
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If your friends arent sending you a delightful trove of treasures they make, you likely arent going to make it
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My plugs are sockets
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i did this and started typing like a gay tony the tiger
Vaibhav (VB) Srivastav
@reach_vb
Apr 11
If you own a Mac, do yourself a favor and run the following in a terminal: defaults write -g KeyRepeat -int 1 defaults write -g InitialKeyRepeat -int 10
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Type shit
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My clawd acting up
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Life imitates art
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Life imitates art
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In Jack Londons crib eating a Jack London sandwich reading some Jack London
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Good work everyone
zayd
@ColdCooks
5 Oct 2023
we should take big tobacco and make it bigger
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jez (equity perps era)
@izebel_eth
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new state of onchain until zach comes back
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fresh blood
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@discord @discord_support how is your generic customer support just going to begin ignoring a 6 year old paying accounts questions, the case is clearly atypical, but yall won’t even answer 1/4 of my questions/concerns
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the plans we dru the stacks we gru despicable what they put me thru fr
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all i did was chase that cookie now im the monster
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we live in a society
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sitrep
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me to whoever invented fairlife dairy products
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just checked the wardrobe
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cat with a gat
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I’m in the arena trying stuff. Some will work, some won’t. But always learning.
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I don’t care about these people man .
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Replying to @abdullahkicks @TateTheTalisman @Cobratate
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shareholder value being generated fr
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just met my dev we’ve never been so back
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Just saw my Amex statement
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J@J37746526
13 Jun 2023
saw a midget working the gas station today you never see those guys anymore
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just learned about html to design for Figma
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Replying to @itakebids
what’s the point if im gone man

ALT Spider Man Spider Man Web Of Shadows GIF

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Replying to @Arunthiruma588
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Embrace the day with radiant enthusiasm, for today is the perfect opportunity to create an exceptional experience that leaves a lasting imprint on our souls.
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Replying to @dounbug
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