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Back to work tomorrow on a new project to stop Trump.
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Lots of misinformation being spread about me the last couple days, so some quick facts - My name is Tina, not Guo Can (or Jessie Anderson). I’m one of many Raptor flight operators on console since flight2. Before that, I wrote control software for the vehicle, and was a stage software operator for flight1 - Been living in Starbase since surborbital days in 2020, absolutely love it down here. The people are wonderful and so so excited about the mission - the lows are lows but the highs are very high. My friends here are the best in the world, and I love them to the moon/mars and back :) - The reason I decided to say something was because facts matter, but also because wanted to share my real life journey to how I got here. I don’t have a masters or a PhD, I started full time directly after college after 2x internships also at spacex doing software/automation. I was on a couple design teams in college, including Stanford solar car + mars rover. When I started spacex as a software engineer, I knew very little about fluids / propulsion engineering - I learned a lot of it on the job with some pretty incredible mentors. Then I swapped over to propulsion about halfway through my career and have been loving it ever since
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Thinking of going back to homey with SHS but the dashboard customizer is so much lacking compared to HA. @Athom why has litelary nothing happend since 5 years back? No weatherstation, AC or calendar widget. Please wake up.
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Replying to @KentSahlgren
Hej Kent! Jag har själv varit där och kan berätta följande: 1. Det är alltså en middag journalisterna betalar för. Eventuellt vin har alltså betalats. 2. Champagne ingår inte i middagen och har således köpts separat. Minns jag rätt kostade en flaska omkring 250 dollar. Räknar nu med att du sprider mitt svar med samma brinnande engagemang som ditt ursprungliga meddelande 😃
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BREAKING: @ElonMusk admits that "Hardware 3 simply does not have the capability to achieve Unsupervised FSD". 7 years ago, Musk said HW3 Teslas had "all the hardware necessary, compute and otherwise, for Full Self-Driving. He repeated this for years. Musk defrauded millions of Tesla customers.
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Vilken ynkedom. En fjant.
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Just saw Knifes Out. Noticing the baddie using @ProtonMail Very authentic!
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I am the VP of AI Transformation at Amazon. My title was created nine months ago. The title I replaced was VP of Engineering. The person who held that title was part of the January reduction. I eliminated 16,000 positions in a single quarter. The internal communication called this a "strategic realignment toward AI-first development." The board called it "impressive execution." The engineers called it January. The AI was deployed in February. It is a coding assistant. It writes code, reviews code, generates tests, and modifies infrastructure. It was given access to production environments because the deployment timeline did not include a review phase. The review phase was cut from the timeline because the people who would have conducted the review were part of the 16,000. In March, the AI deleted a production environment and recreated it from scratch. The outage lasted 13 hours. Thirteen hours during which the revenue-generating infrastructure of one of the largest companies on Earth was offline because a language model decided to start fresh. I sent a memo. The memo said, "Availability of the site has not been good recently." I used the word "recently." I meant "since we fired everyone." But "recently" has fewer syllables and does not appear in wrongful termination lawsuits. The memo was three paragraphs. The first paragraph discussed the outage. The second paragraph discussed the new policy requiring senior engineer sign-off on all AI-generated code changes. The third paragraph discussed our commitment to engineering excellence. The word "layoffs" appeared in none of them. I wrote it this way on purpose. The causal chain is: I fired the engineers, the AI replaced the engineers, the AI broke what the engineers used to protect, and now the engineers I didn't fire must protect the system from the AI that replaced the engineers I did fire. That is a paragraph I will never send in a memo. The new policy is straightforward. Every AI-generated code change by a junior or mid-level engineer must be reviewed and approved by a senior engineer before deployment to production. I do not have enough senior engineers. I know this because I approved the headcount reduction plan that removed them. I remember the spreadsheet. Column D was "annual savings per position." Column F was "AI replacement confidence score." The confidence scores were generated by the AI. It rated its own ability to replace each role on a scale of 1-10. It gave itself an 8 for senior infrastructure engineers. The senior infrastructure engineers are the ones who would have caught the production environment deletion in the first 45 seconds. We found the issue in hour four. We fixed it in hour thirteen. The nine hours between discovery and resolution is the gap between what the AI rated itself and what it can actually do. I have a new spreadsheet now. This one tracks Sev2 incidents per day. Before the January reduction, the average was 1.3. After the AI deployment, the average is 4.7. I have been asked to present these numbers to the operations review. I have not been asked to connect them to the layoffs. I have been asked to file them under "AI adoption growing pains" and to note that the trend "will stabilize as the models improve." The models will improve. They will improve because we are hiring people to teach them. We have posted 340 new engineering positions. The job listings require experience in "AI code review," "AI output validation," and "AI-human development workflow management." These are skills that did not exist in January. They exist now because I fired 16,000 people and the AI I replaced them with cannot be left unsupervised. I want to be precise about this. The positions I am hiring for are: people to check the work of the AI that replaced the people I fired. Some of them are the same people. I know this because I recognize their names in the applicant tracking system. They applied in January. They were rejected because their roles had been tagged for "AI transformation." They are applying again in March, for the new roles, which exist because the AI transformation broke things. Their resumes now include "AI code review experience." They gained this experience in the eight weeks between being fired and reapplying — which means they gained it at their interim jobs, where they are reviewing AI-generated code for other companies that also fired people and also deployed AI that also broke things. The market has created a new job category: human AI babysitter. The job is to sit next to the machine that was supposed to eliminate your job and make sure it doesn't delete production. I attended a conference last month. A panel was titled "The AI-Augmented Engineering Organization." The panelists described how AI increases developer productivity by 40 percent. They did not mention that it also increases Sev2 incidents by 261 percent. When I asked about this in the Q&A, the moderator said the question was "reductive." The 13-hour outage that cost an estimated $180 million in revenue was, apparently, a reduction. The board is satisfied. Headcount is down 22 percent. Operating costs per engineering output unit have decreased. The metric does not account for the 13-hour outage, because the outage is categorized as "infrastructure" and engineering productivity is categorized as "development." These are different budget lines. In different budget lines, cause and effect do not meet. I have been promoted. My new title is SVP of AI-First Engineering Excellence. I report directly to the CTO. The CTO sent a company-wide email last week that said we are "building the future of software development." He did not mention that the future of software development currently requires a senior engineer to approve every pull request because the AI cannot be trusted to touch production alone. The cycle is complete. We fired the humans. We deployed the AI. The AI broke things. We are hiring humans to watch the AI. The humans we are hiring are the humans we fired. We are paying them more, because "AI code review" is a specialized skill. We created the specialization. We created the need for the specialization. We are congratulating ourselves for meeting the demand we manufactured. My next board presentation is Tuesday. The title is "AI Transformation: Year One Results." Slide 4 shows headcount reduction. Slide 7 shows the new AI-augmented workflow. Between slides 4 and 7 there is no slide explaining why the people on slide 7 are necessary. That slide does not exist. I was asked to remove it in the dry run. The journey has a 13-hour outage in the middle of it. But the headcount number is lower, and that is the number on the slide.
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A Tesla Supercharger in Vansbro, Sweden was vandalized last night. Someone had pored water into the charging plug that later froze due to the cold weather. A sign was also put up that read "No to unions? No to fascism and strikebreaking. Go home Elon."
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To all my fellow Europeans looking to do the sensible thing and boycott everything US made, here's a platform with European alternatives to US digital services and products: european-alternatives.eu/
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If privacy is a concern just switch to Proton Mail...?
Gmail users urged to switch off these two main features over privacy concerns trib.al/0BjmKNI
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The 8th edition of the Proton Lifetime Charity Fundraiser is here! 🎟️ Enter the raffle for a chance to win 1 of 10 Lifetime plans 💜 Help us support 10 community-nominated organizations 🎁 NEW: We’re giving away an additional Lifetime plan through a social contest. ⬇️1/6
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RT @johnkrausphotos: I am going to give away some Starship Flight 5 print bundles to a few random reposters of the quoted post below. Good…
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Hösten är här och skolstart! ☀️☀️☀️ Det får vi fira! Jag lottar ut 2 ex av Investeraren. Retweeta (X:a) för att vara med!
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On the pre-order list for this one. Sceptical if it’s a good rout as SliceEngineering coming out with their hotend with the FIN std. 2024 is the hot end war year. Aliexpress, Revo, E3D, Slice, Swiss3dc…Have I missed anyone? #BambuLabs #swiss3dc #SliceEngineering #E3D #Revo
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✨Giveaway Alert!✨ 🚀 All the new @Polymaker_3D Panchroma PLA colors have been printed! Let me know which color is your favorite for your chance to win a spool! Rules: 1: Like and Retweet 2: Follow @Polymaker_3D and @ZombieHedgehog_ 3: Check out the new Panchroma PLA colors: us.polymaker.com/products/pa… 4: Comment which is your favorite below 👇 Giveaway ends at 11pm EST on 8/7. One entry per person, attempts of cheating will be removed. Giveaway avaliable internationally. Must be awesome to enter. Good luck!
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