Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY. contact@thedavidkeyes.com
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I think we should call them by their full description -- electronic legal aliens -- because e-legal aliens is just so damn confusing.
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If Super Intelligence creates and intelligence that is smarter than it, what will it call it?
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Two beas in a bod
New footage of Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah with his cousin and successor Hashem Safi al-Din has surfaced for the first time.
It comes on the second anniversary of their elimination in Dahiyeh, Beirut, where both were killed within a single week.
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Nailed it, as usual
🔴ELIMINATED: Muad Gamal Abu Nuseira, a commander in Hamas’ military wing & Mahmoud Ibrahim Dib Alyan, a terrorist in Hamas’ observation unit.
Recently, he was identified advancing terrorist activities against IDF troops in the area of the Yellow Line & working to restore Hamas’ capabilities, in systematic violation of the ceasefire agreement.
The terrorists were eliminated in Gaza in order to remove the threat they posed.
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Heading to Qeshm Island for a much needed vacation. Will post less but come back refreshed.
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If Prime Minister Netanyahu and Prime Minister Modi ever take a flight together, there's only one pilot on Earth I'd trust.
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Israel should buy flydubai, change its name to flyJewby and only hire Indian pilots.
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🚨🚨 Israel briefly changes flag to butter chicken flag to honor heroic Indian pilot
Made with AI
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Satire is the greatest underutilized weapon in the fight against tyrants, terrorists and useful idiots.
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I'm founding a hospital for countries that sanction Israel. Won't have:
-Copaxone for multiple sclerosis
-Mazor to guide spine surgery
-ExAblate to treat tumors
-Azilect for Parkinson's
-PillCam to photograph gut
-Aidoc to flags strokes
-Doxil to reach tumors
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