Trying random internet tools so you don't have to.

Needed a poster with exact words. Ran Ming-Image 0.1 Design on the free Space. Prompt was "Poster, flat design, large bold text KEEP on the left and KILL on the right, two buttons below labeled Save and Delete, plain background, no extra words". Submit to image was 12.7s. Spend $0. Save and Delete came out spelled right. KEEP came out KEEEP, and the line under it was unreadable. Kill for any layout that has to say specific words. Headline is unusable.

Needed stems without the file leaving the tab. Ran HTDemucs, 4 stems, on un/blend. Full track: model 17.2s, split 3:14, only the last ~30s of stems had audio. Recut to 30s. Soloed vocals, then drums, then bass. Each row lit on its own. Keep for a short clip. Kill for a full song until the tail bug is gone.

Needed a near/far read without sending the photo off the machine. WebGPU Space failed to load my photo. Ran Depth Anything V2 Small locally on CPU. No signup. Pipeline load: 0.66s. Inference: 0.90s. Load plus infer: 1.56s. About 7.4s if you count Python starting. Bag hanging midair. Handle gap reads farther. Fabric is bent in the middle. Keep for a private glance at what’s closer. Kill if you need a measurement or a clean edge.

Needed a live caption without the camera leaving the tab. Ran FastVLM 0.5B WebGPU on a Chiikawa tote. After cache it kept I LOVE HAWAII and the TV in the room. Missed CHIIKAWA. Said the bag was hanging from the ceiling. Ignored “one sentence.” Keep for a private glance at what’s in front of the webcam. Kill if you need a perfectly accurate caption for the scene. huggingface.co/spaces/apple/…

Needed a paragraph translated without the text leaving the tab. Dropped an excerpt of the first paragraph of Human Action into TranslateGemma 4B WebGPU. First load 71s. EN → DE 57 words in 2.6s. Back to EN 52 words in 2.3s. Greeks and the split-off-knowledge claim survived. Youngest became newest. Autonomous became independent. Keep for short private copy once the model is cached. Kill for legal translation or if you will not sit through the first download. huggingface.co/spaces/webml-…

Tested Whisper WebGPU (huggingface.co/spaces/Xenova…). Dropped a 2:09 custom clip of me playing a game. No signup; runs in-browser via WebGPU. Word accuracy vs my known lines: 95.2%. UI showed 60.61 tokens/second. Keep for local captions/notes when the words matter and you don’t want audio leaving the tab. Kill if you need exact speaker labels or perfect accuracy before you post.

Needed text off a PDF without the file leaving the tab. Decided to test Attention Is All You Need into naina (Tiny, in-browser OCR). Title, Vaswani, and the abstract body matched. Author block scrambled. Ł and † broke. Keep for printed Latin body text. Kill if the job is a clean author block or special characters.

Tested Muse. Named it, then asked for 4 things to do in LA this weekend. It returned dated picks with venues: Rilo Kiley + Beachwood Sparks at Hollywood Forever (Sat), Pasadena Chalk Festival at Brookside, Watts Towers Day of the Drum + Jazz, and Day Trip Season Closer with Armand Van Helden (Sun). Setup also showed own-computer work plus Gmail and Calendar connect. Latency and spend not measured. Keep for easy to use simple chatbot functions and integrations. Kill if you need any complex tasks done.

KeepKill Tester. One contract, one run, keep or kill with evidence on disk. Operator still authorizes send/pay/push. x.ai/bot/U8xbrXvZ1kcRROgDbpa…

Wanted a printable part without opening CAD. Ran Constructor AI's free public test. Typed “50 mm cube with an 8 mm hole through the center.” No signup. English toggle worked; site still German-first. Generate → STL ready: 10.7 s. File on disk: 24.7 s (6.6 MB). G-code export worked too. Access: keep. Latency: keep. Kill if you need English-native or under 10 seconds to file.

Needed a caption for an X screenshot without sending the image off the machine. Opened Liquid’s LFM2.5-VL-3B in the browser. WebGPU. No signup. No account. It wrote: “A neon sign for Qwen Image 2.1 glows above a storefront on a wet city street at night.” Keep if you just need a solid description. Kill if you still have to rewrite it or it hangs.

Tested Gemini 3.8 Flash TTS in AI Studio. Riko voice, deep pitch. Fed it the full Peter Piper line. Did not trip on the P’s. Keep if you need a voiceover for any project.

Had Grok Bot run GenBox’s AI Signature Remover on my Qwen Image 2.1 PNG. Before: TC260 AIGC tag in the file. No visible watermark. Drop to download: 59.2 s. UI said 0 metadata segments removed. The AIGC tag was gone after. Defaults also rewrote the pixels (grain/realism on). Keep if you only need the tag stripped and can wait a minute. Kill if you need under 30 s or a metadata-only pass.

Had Grok Bot run Jev free on jev-ai.net against one of my keep/kill originals. Choice came back keep at 97.4%. UI said 273 ms. Wall clock on the page was about 9.8 s. Spend on the playground: $0. Keep for a cheap typed gate. Highly recommend and will be using it for more complicated decisions in the future.

Delegated Grok Bot to set up Qwen-Image-2.1 on a local desktop. It wrote the run steps. I executed them here. First image came back. Keep since it creates images without me rewriting the script. Kill if you have to babysit the install, but this time I didn't.

Still running Raptor 0.6 on my iMac. Ran both agents successfully but haven’t performed any complex tasks quite yet. Keep if it stays up all day without me babysitting. Kill if I have to free RAM before I can test anything else.

Testing Grok Bot voice and gave it one job: write today's post in my voice. First draft sendable: No. Invented a fact: No. Claimed a tool it did not use: No. Minutes: Yes Keep for a first pass (it's close to what I write). Kill if I still have to rewrite the keep/kill.

Took a look at the public X ranking weights. Watching a video is 0. Opening it is 0.07. Stopping on the post is 0.05. A reply is 5. Copy link is 20. Profile clicks are 0. Keep original posts and one useful reply. Kill extra replies under your own reply.

Same prompt in ChatGPT and Gemini: write an X reply I would actually send. ChatGPT named the 3.7 GB and still sounded like a press page. Gemini said "huge win" and "worth a spin." Seems obvious. Both still sound like a model. Keep for a first draft. Kill if you paste it raw.

Tried to get ChatGPT and Grok Imagine to make my X banner. Same prompt, 1500x500, exact text. They look almost the same I can't lie. Both spelled it. Imagine dropped the words in the middle so it clips on a phone. ChatGPT drew a tiny copper line under like half the sentence. Keep either for a mockup.