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King of Women’s armpits

she ain’t ever met a youngin do it like me

The GATE Program: MK Ultra Lite? Gifted And Talented Education The official story of the program is that it launched in California in 1980. The program identified “gifted” students (typically IQ 130+) through tests + teacher recommendations. It then provided pull-out classes, enrichment, and accelerated curriculum in intellect, creativity, leadership, or arts. Yet..thousands of alumni from the 1980s–2000’s describe unsettling testing. Windowless rooms, “hearing tests” with binaural beats, Zener/ESP cards, symbol-memory games, fluoride swishes, thumbs up tests, and pink drinks—experiences that often triggered isolation, perfectionism, anxiety, social struggles. (See images attached to this post) ———————————————— I have my own story. I think I was also a GATE kid. It was 2003-2006, 4th/5th grade. I get pulled for “gifted” program. Except it’s just me (maybe 2-3 others max) and this random short-haired blonde woman with ice-blue eyes, appears out of nowhere. She only ever arrived for these visits. Maybe three times total. And then POOF, gone after 6 months. Never saw her again. They would remove us (the 2-3) from the main class, use an empty classroom, cover the windows with paper, play audio tests into our headphones, and do prompts with the compass arrow to try and get us to move it. Alot of the other prompts I can’t fully remember. The most vivid memory I have from these visits: One day I hand-write a 4-page “paper”… and the cover of it, is a massive, perfectly shaded, perfectly symmetrical swastika that I colored in like a professional. I was only between 7-9 years old. She (the blonde lady) just sat there watching me do it. Smiling. Like it was the most normal thing in the world. Like a 7 year old should know how to draw that or that it was normal they had me doing that, while isolated from everyone else. No teacher ever mentioned it to me. The lady was not part of our school staff. I’m just confused by this memory, like.. wtf? why? If this sounds even remotely familiar, tell me I’m not crazy. Reply or DM me your stories. I need to know more.

Thread with years of my UFO telepathic experiences documented with pictures 👇

Yes UFO’s exist. But they aren’t aliens. Not all of them. The ones in the news and “leaks” are American made technology that military industrial companies engineered and perfected before 1960. The richest and wealthiest among humanity have access to and gate-keep technology that would make travel instant and energy free. We live in a manufactured world full of fake scarcity. David Grusch and these other intelligence agents talking about “aliens” are telling the public what they want to hear. A cover story. Not to say aliens don’t exist, but they damn sure aren’t the only ones with spacetime manipulation craft. We have them too.

If you see this post, fuck you

My landlord/roommate cooked this whole smorgasbord for me because I gave her the two pounds of burnt jerky the other day. I also gave her a nice little baggy of the new jerky I just made. Hell yeah dude.

Tender and moist this time

how I’m looking at work tomorrow

Having to work all week dude nah dude but CARAMEL APPLE DUDE HELL YEAH DUDE

>be me >pours bowl of cereal >puts milk onto cereal >realizes I only have one spoon in my house >it’s in the dishwasher >eats cereal with fork

Make a wish

AI can’t replace your bitch wife complaining about you being on the game or posting on X

Imagine coming out the womb after 9 months and your name is Craig