Comedian & mammal Looming gigs: Minneapolis, Oct 7 thru 10; Eau Claire, Oct 11; Detroit, Nov 4 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: emophilips.com/events
Minneapolis, MN
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I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea.
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Great show tonight Emo! It was worth the three hour drive! Thanks mostly for your speaking with my daughter. That meant the world to her.
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Am I about to plan a trip to Peoria?
If you live in Bozeman, Osage Beach, St Louis, Peoria, Champaign, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, Eau Claire, Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, Massillon, Providence, Portsmouth, Boston, Uncasville, Baker City, Boise, Savannah, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Toccoa, Chattanooga, Memphis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Rapid City, San Jose, Naples, Winter Haven, Tampa, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Cedar Rapids, Rochester, Toronto, Oshawa, London (the one in Ontario), Niagara Falls (the one in Ontario), Burlington (the one in Ontario), Houston, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas, Albuquerque, Jaffrey, Baltimore, Arlington, and/or Philadelphia, I beseech you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events
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My man @EmoPhilips is coming to Toronto (and other fine cities!). He'll be here on Wednesday, March 31, 2027, at Yuk Yuk'!
If you live in Bozeman, Osage Beach, St Louis, Peoria, Champaign, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, Eau Claire, Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, Massillon, Providence, Portsmouth, Boston, Uncasville, Baker City, Boise, Savannah, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Toccoa, Chattanooga, Memphis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Rapid City, San Jose, Naples, Winter Haven, Tampa, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Cedar Rapids, Rochester, Toronto, Oshawa, London (the one in Ontario), Niagara Falls (the one in Ontario), Burlington (the one in Ontario), Houston, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas, Albuquerque, Jaffrey, Baltimore, Arlington, and/or Philadelphia, I beseech you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events
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If you live in Bozeman, Osage Beach, St Louis, Peoria, Champaign, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, Eau Claire, Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, Massillon, Providence, Portsmouth, Boston, Uncasville, Baker City, Boise, Savannah, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Toccoa, Chattanooga, Memphis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Rapid City, San Jose, Naples, Winter Haven, Tampa, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Cedar Rapids, Rochester, Toronto, Oshawa, London (the one in Ontario), Niagara Falls (the one in Ontario), Burlington (the one in Ontario), Houston, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas, Albuquerque, Jaffrey, Baltimore, Arlington, and/or Philadelphia, I beseech you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events
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Little did I dream, when out-Joker-costumed, by a hair, on the Arsenio show, that, just 3.5 decades later, I’d have the chance to redeem myself by actually playing the Joker onstage; yet, on Sunday, Sept 13 in L.A., such will indeed be the case; delve: emophilips.com/events
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While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results
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by doing what
A 10-foot python sitting on a shelf surprised a shopper at an Australia supermarket.
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sad it died on holiday
Fossil of the largest millipede that ever lived found on English beach bit.ly/3mvuye2
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Just got tickets to see @EmoPhilips in Indy in October. This'll be my fourth time seeing him, so I think this unlocks the Best Friends level.
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I’m delighted that you enjoyed my humble stand-up stylings; for those who’ve yet to, I’m touring all o’er some of America; to wit: emophilips.com/events
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what if that was some kid’s wish
The former CEO of Make-A-Wish Iowa has been arrested on felony charges alleging she embezzled tens of thousands of dollars from the charity that supports sick children, the group confirmed Friday ktla.com/news/nationworld/fo…
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