20 er... 21 sons, 2 missing, 6 excommunicatus tratorius. Buddies with Malcador, Rules the Imperium of Man even though I've been dead for 10k years.
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“You know…The private sector.. Like my former company HCA Healthcare that was so efficient we paid $1.7 Billion in fines and penalties for defrauding the US Taxpayers”.
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Sorry John,
Penguins still aren't mammals, no matter how many times we read your empty tweet. Thanks for the block though. Less stupid for my feed makes me happy.
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Changing a battery like this is about 45 minutes of work that you do once every 5 years.
Servicing your snowblower is more involved than this.
Sharpening your lawnmower blade is more intensive than this.
Cleaning out your gmail takes more conscious effort than this.
This is how manufacturers are fighting right to repair laws btw. They can't win at the ballot box so they are making it impossible for you to actually fix your car.
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Even though this almost certainly wasn't satire in the author's mind, this is perfect satire for where we are at in the LLM marketing these days.
The sloptimists never really did recover from this.
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The Temu "Jay and Silent Bob" reboot fucking sucks
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Victorian-era men 🤝 Hematophagous insects
Going absolutely fucking crazy over ankles
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CHART OF THE DAY: Crude oil exports from Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, and Qatar (via all routes). At a huge costs and with the help of the US Navy, the group has lifted oil exports to nearly 80% of pre-war levels (Important to note is only *crude*).
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Interstellar travel is much harder than anyone is currently theorizing, it's easier to stay home.
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This guy is allegedly a libertarian talking head with a specialty in economics and ties to the Heritage foundation.
Everything he talks about is isolationist government protectionism and anti-free market behavior. Decidedly anti-libertarian principles.
China’s export machine is built on artificially subsidized capital that wipes out the middle-class factory jobs that used to sustain the Midwest.
Any U.S. senator who votes for Chinese cars is selling American workers down the river.
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This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Suppressor for use on the Moon.
"Lightweight" acrylic components.
Let's just do a quick reset and understand how shit works before designing solutions.
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Having ADHD doesn't make you disorganized. It doesn't make you incapable of performing the mundane task of setting alarms and reminders.
It's you using a hindrance as a crutch.
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