The Lunar Misfit
@ExiledonMoon

The news, decoded. What they said vs what it means for you. AI · apps · money · daily life 🌙

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Joined December 2010
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Everyone says one thing. I post what they meant. Every day. 🌙
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A tasting flight of Apple's finest shades of black.
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I pay for four AI subscriptions. Two of them I only open when the renewal email arrives. Which AI subscription are you paying for but barely use?
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Asked which AI is actually the best. Got a very honest answer. 🤖
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Gmail: pay for storage or stop getting emails. The storage: 14,000 promo emails Gmail kept safe for you. 🗑️💸
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Same $200. Half the ChatGPT. 🙃
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Search used to find the word I typed. Now it writes me a paragraph about the word. What's one app that got worse after it "added AI"?
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Somebody's going to frame their first warning letter because Messi signed it.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 1
🚨👔 OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi has been confirmed as new owner of CD Eldense in Spain, statement announce. 🇪🇸 It’s the second club owned by Messi after UD Cornellá.
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Imagine reading your own quotes to find out which side you're on.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 1
🚨🇵🇹 José Mourinho: “Too many fake news on my comments about Cristiano Ronaldo and the Portuguese Federation”. “I did NOT make any comments”.
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82% was his worst. I'd have put that on the fridge myself.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Oct 1
‘CARRIE’ debuts with 82% on Rotten Tomatoes, Mike Flanagan's lowest rated TV show. Read our review: bit.ly/CarrieDF
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Me admitting I failed the exam before reviewing the teacher’s performance.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 1
🚨 Thibaut Courtois on Madrid Derby: “We lost because we weren’t good enough”. “We need to play better football”. “With that being said, I hope the referee and VAR improve. It wasn't their best day…”, told Onda Cero.
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Imagine being the flight attendant telling him to take a seat.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 1
🚨🛩️ Cristiano Ronaldo has returned to Madrid, landed at 2am local time tonight as he’s definitely called himself out of the Portugal national team squad.
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Mum has started comparing me to people who don't exist.
Made with AI
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The FTC asked OpenAI to explain its rogue AI agents. Sam sent the AI agent. 💀
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Me saying any restaurant is fine, knowing I have veto power.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Sep 30
🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus: “Cristiano Ronaldo did not refuse to train”. “There are no issues. Cristiano told me: if you want me to play, I’ll play. If you want me to sit on the bench, I will. If you want me in the stands, I will”.
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Morally binding. Orders non-refundable.
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Sam got removed from his own safety group 😭
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At $8.4 million, you brake suddenly and put your arm in front of the card.
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Sep 30
A Pikachu card that was never available in stores has sold for $8.4 million The Raincoat Pikachu has become the second most expensive Pokémon card ever put to auction
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Mum got cast in Minecraft. Dad's performance review came early.
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Fincher finally answered Netflix's "Are you still watching?" with a no.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 29
David Fincher is leaving Netflix after his current deal expires in 2027. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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