REAL ALPHA ABOUT
@FomiesNFT part 4 👀
🚽 The bathroom is open now. But only for approved applicants who got the secret note from the clerk. Everyone else just hears music through the door.
❗️Spoilers ahead ❗️
1) How to get in
Go back to the clerk after your application is approved.
"welcome back. your folder isn't here. that's... unusual."
Ring the bell. He looks left, then right, and leans in:
"come closer." "closer." "look at the ceiling. just for a second."
When you look back down, there's a folded note on the desk.
2) The note
"don't make a scene. leave this office. bathroom, door on the left. someone is waiting for you. don't knock."
"p.s. eat this note after reading. c."
Yes, there's an "eat note" button. You hear the swallow, then the burp
If you ask the clerk about it later: "what paper? i don't know about any paper."
3) Inside the bathroom
A guy is sitting on the toilet reading your case file, with a boombox blasting. He's the "assistant regional manager".
He can't hear you over the music, so you have to turn off the boombox or the light.
Why a bathroom? "the only room in the building without a noticeboard."
He says the committee read every page and your file "didn't go back on the pile."
"keep your voice down. the vent has ears."
4) Turn off the light 💡
The walls start glowing in the dark:
"wen mint", "EARLY", tally marks, 555-FOMO, tic-tac-toe, a handprint on the mirror.
And "whitepaper" with an arrow pointing straight at the toilet paper
Roll out the toilet paper and its arrow glows too.
He also has 7 different complaints if you keep switching the light off:
"you know i'm still on the toilet, right?"
"if this is a test, i've failed it before."
5) The second vent
There's another vent above the toilet, and someone is hiding inside.
"i'm waiting for the mint. best seat in the building."
The guy on the toilet: "you've been here since Tuesday."
"i'd come down, but the grille only opens from your side."
"i know. i screwed it shut."
There's also something about a stolen sandwich.
6) The briefcase
You leave with a briefcase. Inside:
A hand-drawn temporary ACCESS PASS ("the budget all went on visitor badges")
Your case file and wallets
An emotional support pickle with its own serial number 🥒
A note from the clerk: "don't lose this briefcase. you'll need it later."
Rule 4 on the back of the pass: no vent access.
It stays sealed until you share it on X.
7) What's next
The clerk: "come back tomorrow. we're issuing new cards."
The vent: "they said your name... something about your file. and a door."
And a comment in the site code says the elevator is "out of the repo until the elevator is back."
👀The elevator is next. The investigation continues