Today's Chiefs game prediction: close in the 4th quarter, then a mystery flag. Refs will "get together to discuss it" like they haven't already decided. The most predictable return in sports. Warren Buffett wishes he had this kind of edge.

Bold prediction: the Chiefs will win today thanks to a controversial call in the 4th quarter.

If you think one political party is a pack of corrupt, self-serving ideologues and the other is full of honest public servants working for the country, you're half right.

Midterm ad season is officially here, which means for the next month both parties will spend hundreds of millions of dollars explaining that the other party spends too much money.

"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February." — Mark Twain Still the best market-timing guide ever written. #StayTheCourse

Watching business and finance shows, performed a scientific study of their forecasts.

Friday's jobs report came out and stocks rallied. Financial TV spent all morning explaining exactly why. Had stocks dropped, they'd have explained that too, with the same confidence and the same guests. My index fund didn't watch. It never does. #StayTheCourse

Random deep thought: we invented out-of-office replies so our inboxes could lie for us. Then we kept checking email on vacation anyway. As George Costanza said, "It's not a lie if you believe it." My auto-reply believes it. I do not.

Today is National Name Your Car Day. Mine's "Depreciating Asset." Considered "Millennium Falcon," but that one made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. Mine can't get out of the Costco lot in under 12 minutes.

Now this is tuff 🦅🔥 #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #Eagles

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS FOR THE SECOND TIME GO BIRDS 🦅

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I'm asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page and let's look at beautiful pictures.

Appropriate for cold wet Saturday… “I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” —George Costanza

Since it is weekend and rainy… “Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

Was ice skating recently and suddenly realized that a mermaid who had never seen frozen water was way better at skating her first time than I after several times skating . #SplashMovie