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It’s kind of strange that like, Mussolini was hung upside down, Hitler killed himself to avoid being paraded around the streets of Moscow in a cage, and Hirohito’s only punishment was basically just getting mogged
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I know Tojo was actually in charge lol, I probably should’ve said funny instead of strange
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I just made this. There’s no context it just came to me
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This guy’s probably getting ready to play gta 7 by now
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Candace Owens was definitely pegging Charlie Kirk
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Thinking about the island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island
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You live on the same planet as the guy who made this image, without a hint of irony
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Do you guys remember “hantavirus”? That really must have been the biggest nothing nuke this year
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Trump’s constant renaming of things is spiritually woke, what’s the difference between “birthing parent” and “Lake America” when you think about it?
Q: Who should be held accountable when the AI agents commit a crime? Trump: It's not AI. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh. SI instead of AI.
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It’ll be over in like 3 days, hold the line
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QUESTION FOR CIS MEN: If you had penis cancer, and the doctors told you you had a choice between surgically turning it into a vagina, or just cutting it off, which would you choose (and this is a hypothetical scenario where they have a future version that doesn’t need dilating)
58% Vagina
42% Just cut it off
6,712 votes • Final results
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The thing is I know where all these are 😭😭😭
“So you’re from Ohio? I’m from Novosibirsk Oblast” “And I’m from Heilongjiang” “I’m from Minas Gerais” “Oh, and I’m from the Northern Territory” 🙄
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How did I not know the Hudson Bay Company only stopped existing last year
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I guess it’s accurate? Apart from the “Rhodesia Eternal Israel Optima” part, I was making fun of Rhodesia you stupid robot
"Generate an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets." Tell me you wouldn't live here
Made with AI
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Every day the prophecy comes closer to being true
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EXCLUSIVE: Candace Owens is a lesbian with 4 dating accounts and cheated on her Hebrew-speaking husband with girls in 2022. I found 4 of her dating profiles. open.substack.com/pub/esoter…
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Is this AI or did I legitimately just get Chris Chan on tiktok
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“I forgot to fill in the lines” cloud I just saw
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So now it’s been like 10 years do we know what Cicada 3301 was?
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Rome fell in 2026
‘Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.
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