Grumpy Computer Science Teacher@GrumpyCompSci

A grumpy Computer Science and Business Studies teacher.

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Joined May 2022
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My Sixth Form didn’t know about the old lady who swallowed a fly. They do now 😂
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There’s a Porsche on the car park. I didn’t realise the MAT were visiting us today 🤔
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I’m being far too creative planning these lessons 😂 #TeamCompSci
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9:03 on a Monday morning. Perfect time for a system update and reboot 🙄
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During today’s Year 12 A-Level Computer Science lesson, several students walked-in half way through. “We failed a test in Economics so we thought we’d enrol in this instead” 🤯
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Rage Against The Machine didn’t specify which machine they were raging against. It was probably a printer. In a school. Three minutes before a lesson!
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First A-Level Computer Science lesson with my new Yr 12s today. I suspect there will be fewer of them on Monday 🙄 It’s not a “subject of last resort”
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Due to the heatwave and summer break, this is the first time in over two months I’ve worn a suit. Can’t say I’m enjoying it, but at least my trousers still fit (just!) #Backtoschool
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Thoughts for today… “Where’s my lanyard?” “What’s my password?” “Why has this random wall appeared?” “What did this sludge in the staff room fridge used to be?” Happy #BackToSchool Day
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When I needed an illustration for my website to represent AI, there was only one choice…
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Popped into school yesterday to drop off some stuff for Tuesday. Got home, couldn’t remember if I’d logged off, so drove all the way back. Obviously, I had logged off #WastedTrip
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One of my students was two marks away from a Grade 8. We asked for a remark – he got his two marks, but lost one somewhere else 😩😩😩
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That’s my #BackToSchool sorted. Quack #ducks
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Good luck to everyone collecting their #GCSE grades today. And, as always, thank you to those who supported them
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Good luck to everyone getting their results today, and thank you and well done to the teachers, TAs, and everyone else who has supported them #results
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Today marks the end of BTEC teaching for me 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Trying to do my self assessment tax return. HMRC reckon I owe them 145% of my pre-tax profit. Time to find an accountant 🙄
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Happy summer to all the hard working teachers, TAs, and support staff. Have a good ‘un, you deserve it 😎
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Google & Microsoft Forms should have a setting to allow teachers to disable pasting text. Kids will still use AI etc to do their homework, but they’ll have to type the answers themselves and therefore actually read the answers first
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Words of wisdom on a graffitied whiteboard eraser #EduTwitter
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