Gunner J. Eaglefreedom - My WarNouns are U/S/A. Divorced, ex locked me out of our shared Facebook account. I leave no LIB un-owned. 🇺🇸 (Parody)
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Filled the 36 gallon tank in the King Ranch with PREMIUM.
$6.42 a gallon here in Bakersfield.
$231.12.
Didnt even blink.
Tommy asked if it bothers me.
I said “Brother if Iran doesnt get a nuclear weapon they can charge me TEN.”
Then I bought a couple White Monsters.
Freedom has overhead.
PUT IT ON MY TAB. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
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It’s a LITE it doesn’t count
Jobsite rules
Alabama Offensive Coordinator Ryan Grubb caught on camera cracking a cold one in the 4th
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The photo has been edited. Unedited versions from the same game show Ryan Grubb holding a Coke Zero can, not beer.
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People saying the $5,000 FREEDOM DIVIDEND is “buying votes.”
WRONG.
Buying a vote is when you give ONE guy $5,000 and he votes for you.
President Trump is giving EVERYBODY $5,000 so long as WE win the midterms.
Thats not a “bribe.”
Thats a DIVIDEND.
Completely different area of the law.
Same reason when Ford sends shareholders money nobody arrests the CEO. Think about it.
Already bought a commercial-grade pellet ice machine with my future check.
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Somewhere in Tehran, the acting Supreme Mullah just nervously closed his laptop, shook his head with a mix of awe and respect, and grabbed a pen to reluctantly re-reratify a copy of the Memorandum of Understanding sitting on his kitchen table.
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Showing my ex the new cowboy boots I bought instead of paying child support this month
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New SUPERINTELLIGENCE FACTORY going up outside Bakersfield.
People already complaining.
“Too loud.”
“Uses too much electricity.”
“Property values.”
Rick asked if the HUM would bother me.
I said “Brother if several hundred megawatts of American SUPER INTELLIGENCE are THINKING behind my house they can shake the damn pictures off the wall.”
Sat on the jobsite that night for probably 20 minutes listening to the transformers.
Beautiful sound. American POWER.
Lights flickering?
Good. Uncle Sam just put his THINKING CAP ON.
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Just use ketchup like a normal person
Remember that Sriracha shortage during covid? Apparently the company screwed their only pepper grower of 28 years. After they recorded how he grew the peppers with a drone and handed it off to other growers they terminated their deal and sued him for $1.4 million.
He counter sued and got $23 million. And sriracha has never been the same since. The new guys cant grow the peppers to the same size and ripeness like the old farmer.
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New polling just a month ahead of the midterms shows Trump’s support stronger than ever among blue collar voters
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Boys on the jobsite have been BUZZING about this for MONTHS.
This movie is gonna be SO FREAKING BADASS. We’ll be there opening night.
Just one question: is it in theaters yet? Haven’t seen any ads for awhile.
#AntiWokeOdyssey
Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer
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After an absolutely LEGENDARY run with DOGE, we couldn’t ask for a better outcome.
Put Elon in charge of drones, rockets and SUPER INTELLIGENCE. Heck, pop those NUCLEAR CODES into his SI and let it cook. 🔥🔥
But the second he says “electric tank” escort him from the building.
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I have a unique window into the REAL American male that most people simply dont.
Jobsite guys. Divorced dads. Bass Pro types. MEN grabbing 7-Eleven breakfast at 5:15AM.
These are the dudes I hang with. We talk. They tell me things.
Know this: regular guys are FINE with current gas prices if it means SUPER INTELLIGENCE with fewer restrictions.
They’re fine if it means we get BIGGER, LOUDER datacenters—alpha males wanna hear them buzzing 10 miles away so we know America’s winning the new SI Arms Race.
They’re fine if it means we KNEECAP the mullahs with an absolutely iron-clad Memorandum of Understanding.
You can dismiss this if you want.
I wouldn’t.
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It turns out the 36-gallon gas tank in my King Ranch qualifies as a Strategic Petroleum Reserve.
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What is she showing him?
1. A 500-word one-paragraph Truth Social post absolutely OWNING THE LIBS.
2. His SKY HIGH approval ratings from the most recent NEWSMAX poll.
3. Email from the mullahs BEGGING to re-reratify the MOU.
4. SUPER INTELLIGENCE asking for the nuclear codes.
5. Lunch order for a well-done Wagyu ribeye smothered in A-1 and ketchup.
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To my fellow Americans. Rest easy, Patriots. SUPER INTELLIGENCE has the watch. See you in Valhalla.
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Love this. Will be huge with blue collar voters. You dont call a Ford plant a “transportation center.” Datacenter was always a low T name. Secretly I hated it. We are literally manufacturing INTELLIGENCE. Call the factory what it is.
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang declares data centers are now called “superintelligence factories.”
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