The Headless Hudson@GuzzleGuinness

Here lies The Hudson River School.

 Sleepy Hollow
Joined April 2026
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Kai Schwemmer
@KaiSchwemmer
Oct 1
This genre of white knight, pick-me, performative video has to be one of my least favorites on the internet. Not to mention these videos are usually made with the intent of courting approval from women in order to woo them, truly sick stuff if you think about it.
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Watching ads with a perfectly diverse group of Gen Z speaking zoomer lingo, filmed on an old camera for 90s nostalgia, feels like watching a brand wear the past as a skin suit
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I had a nightmare about my bank account’s balance last night
The Headless Hudson@GuzzleGuinness
Oct 2
I knew I was way too stingy with my money when a Jew told me I was being a Jew
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The Headless Hudson retweeted
kanabo@Apothicarried
Oct 2
"real men beat the fucking piss out of the little boys that do"
Malon@itsMalon_
Oct 1
he told me specifically not to tweet this
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Don’t like the way normgroids talk about the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Girls don’t lift one leg up when you kiss them anymore because of woke
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Fighting to keep her alive after a botched execution. America really is an insane asylum.
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 2
Christa Pike still unconscious, on ventilator after botched execution. Exclusive: tmz.com/2026/10/02/christa-p…
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This all could’ve been avoided if the first guy wasn’t gay as hell and didn’t add another man to his hookup
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I knew I was way too stingy with my money when a Jew told me I was being a Jew
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HEARTWARMING: millennial employee overjoyed to hear childhood music again
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The Headless Hudson retweeted
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@AmRoundhead
Oct 1
Think again.
Catholic Images That Go Hard@hardflics
Sep 30
Credit: I.am.pro-life by Focus on the Family

ALT Credit: I.am.pro-life by Focus on the Family

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What’s this about Martin Luther having a diet of worms
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Japan is right about the fax machine, we should bring it back
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It has come to my attention that Brazilian leftists are experiencing mass hysteria over the idea that the US is going to invade Brazil
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Browsing mid-century modern houses after spending all day hating on postwar architecture
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Big fan of the new “anti-MHG” update on Hinge! Beyond the obvious privacy benefits, the cheating concerns are overblown. You can still tell someone that their bf/gf is on Hinge or photograph the screen with another camera.
rly sleepy girl ⏾@snorkmimiimi
Sep 29
big day for cheaters.
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I truly don’t understand the appeal of Hasan Piker. At least other leftists talk about policy, however retarded their ideas may be, or about being gay. All I ever hear from Hasan is angry tirades and sneering contempt. Nothing he says ever seems coherent.
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The average Hasan clip I see is him going “WHAT? HUH? FUCKIN… YOU FUCKIN… UH… FUCKIN…” all because someone in chat said something like they’re a Ukrainian leftist scared of getting hit by a missile. He’s like an evil caveman.
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dating older women is Hot and Frick Yeah, My Brother In Christ. Deadass. she is basically my Sex Mommy. being 22 is scary because sometimes it's like lowkirkenuinely who am I supposed to ask for permission rn. but when you have a Sex Mommy, you can do anything. I Have Permission.
Dōros 🦈@zenithoptera
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There’s a kid named Kaiser Wilhelm playing defensive back for Valparaiso
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