BREAKING: Legal scholars say Trump’s ICE deportation policies can be used by a Democratic president to arrest Elon Musk on the street by masked agents in an unmarked van, hold him in a concentration camp for weeks, confiscate all his money, and deport him to Sudan.

BREAKING: Top White House staffers are reportedly concerned Donald Trump is so unpopular that no one will come to his J6th style post-midterm coup attempts in all the swing state capitals to interrupt the vote certifications no matter how many buses and hotels they pay for.

And Todd Blanche will have the DOJ settle with him. thehalfwaypost.medium.com/do…

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed that millions of people keep making posts on social media about having mass celebrations “when it happens” to refer to the day when he strokes out.

BREAKING: European leaders are reportedly pissed that Donald Trump is hosting the next G20 meeting at his own property so their countries have to pay him personally, and more pissed that he invited Putin because they all have intelligence proof he’s being blackmailed by Putin.

BREAKING: After Samuel Alito hinted he'd soon leave the Supreme Court, Mitch McConnell reportedly recovered all his mental faculties instantly, and sketched out an evil scheme to jam through a replacement in the 2-month gap between Democrats winning the Senate and swearing in.

BREAKING: An AI agent reportedly hacked into the White House's emails and returned to its testing sandbox to alert the AI employees that RFK Jr. asks AI a suspicious number of questions about diseases that are transmittable through cannibalism and their treatment options.

BREAKING: Iranian officials are calling Donald Trump a coward for planning to invade them after the midterm elections turn him into the biggest lame duck in the entire world.

"Technically" thehalfwaypost.medium.com/ja…

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly planning to sue America for $10 billion for “presidential harassment” if the Democrats win control of Congress, and will pressure Todd Blanche to sign a DOJ settlement that awards him “no less than $5 billion.”

BREAKING: Social media platforms are reportedly beginning to invest in extra servers to be able to handle the historic Internet traffic expected when Donald Trump finally strokes out.

BREAKING: Farmers in Nebraska have built a giant urinal installation in Omaha with a picture of Donald Trump on it, and are charging $1 to pee on it to raise money for all the farmers and ranchers that Trump’s tariffs and skyrocketing fuel prices have bankrupted.

BREAKING: White House staffers are reportedly worried that if Donald Trump tries to order the FBI to steal states’ ballots to rig the midterm elections then hundreds of FBI agents will call in sick for the days after November 3rd and the plan will go nowhere.

BREAKING: A liberal billionaire is reportedly buying 25 billboards in Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, and Texas through all of October that say, “Donald Trump won't stop ruining everything until gas prices are higher than the age of his and Epstein's victims."

Which senator do you think is dumbest?? thehalfwaypost.medium.com/er…

BREAKING: Chinese officials say Donald Trump’s voluntary dismantling of the American-led world order has advanced China 25 years ahead in it’s century-long strategic plan to replace the US as the world superpower.

BREAKING: Federal judges are reportedly telling Donald Trump they will approve lawsuits against him declaring martial law following the midterms before the ink dries.