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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
Replying to @Devon_Eriksen_
I think in addition to this, I once saw a piece of advice that was glaringly obvious but somehow still missed by a lot of people “being good at something you don’t want to do is really hard”. I think this applies to women in that feminism told them, essentially, not only to “be a man” but to “be better at it than a man” and then re-arranged society to make it so their social status was essentially determined by how masculine they could be. Stay at home mother? Low status. Childless unmarried lawyer working 80 hours a week? High status. Frankly, women aren’t good at being men. So we’re asking them to be good at something they don’t really want to be and it’s causing them a massive amount of anxiety and stress, while at the same time completely distorting their expectations in life. I believe this is source of much of the mental illness plaguing women. The kicker is that pointing this out is tantamount to heresy against sacred feminism and will result in social excommunication. So they constantly search for more orthodox explanations like patriarchy and sexism. They are effectively prohibited from correctly identifying what it is that is actually causing them distress.
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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
The biggest mistake we make in life is assuming that once we find a little bit of success, we can finally stop running and just coast. I think there is a profound life lesson hidden inside the journey of Mckenna Grace. She has been working in Hollywood for 14 years, has over 70 massive acting credits, and is currently headlining movies like Nimrods in theaters right now. Yet, she recently admitted that she still wakes up every morning and works just as hard as the day she first arrived as an unknown child. Assuming most people would get comfortable or lazy after reaching that level of fame, her mindset is completely different. It seems like she understands a deep spiritual truth: true greatness isn't a destination you arrive at, it's a daily commitment to discipline. Perhaps we need to stop waiting for our goals to get easier and instead change how we show up for them. It may be that the universe doesn't bless us because of how much talent we have, but because of our willingness to stay humble, keep learning, and outwork our own past achievements. Her career is the ultimate proof that consistency is the highest form of self-respect.
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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
Jimmy Carr nailed it on Diary of a CEO: you can’t have an easy life and a great character. Trust fund kids who inherit everything are often mentally tortured. The fun isn’t in having stuff, it’s in getting it. It’s the happiness of the pursuit. Life is self-assignment. Easy path = short money. Hard path = stronger you.
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He was a smug, obnoxious, infantile, vile man child, who always had to get his way. And he made nerd things his very identity. The plot could not continue until he won, so he wears down everyone’s nerves until they relent. He doesn’t learn anything.
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Worked at OpenAI, was going IPO. 2025 financial leak: 13 bil sales; 34 bil exp. IPO canceled. 2026 investors dump OpenAI, IPO delayed until ‘27, employee equity 0️⃣, goes Anthropic for 5 months. Anthropic dumped by Trump, Uber, NVIDIA, Meta. IPO cancel, employee stock worthless.
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These jurors admit this meme was how they voted. The holdout questioning them was breaking trial law by not giving in to their bitchy finger-wagging. Also, 3 nurses on jury giving their own expertise (not cross examined) on drug/psychosis = ignoring evidence and holdout is fault?
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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
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Learn to play 4D chess better. You’ve been royally purged, bitch! Netflix canned you. Hollywood collapsed, and you thought showing back up in England fixes this? Go do another Oprah interview. You’ll still fire your assistants for not calling you by your ex-title.
That’s right bitch! The purge is coming. Can’t girl boss/book deal this away. Andrew was the start. You, Harry, Archie, Camilla + her kids = GONE. George will clear away what William doesn’t. thedailybeast.com/meghan-fac…
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The Lindsay verdict will usher in an era of surrogacy child birth. Very lucrative for family planning. Since the bio mother outsourcing physical birth = no postpartum for her = no excuses. Or men will passport bro and spread their seed internationally.
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To the people who said the cops could’ve tackled her b/c she’s fat and slow: ANYONE on the streets could have done that before she stabbed 2 people.
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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
Michelle had only two kids. She was rich and famous for most of their childhoods so she would have had a fleet of nannies and assistants doing most of the grunt work. And yet she still couldn’t wait for the kids to leave because the minor demands they made on her time and energy were still too much for her. Just a total raging narcissist.
Michelle Obama hates her children.
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In memory of Dolly, they should auction off her bra collection.
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I feel Tim Whatley was more of a recurring support character than Newman. Because Whatley had nexus with all (4) Seinfeld characters. More of an adversary to Jerry. You would think Jerry’s nemesis would be a rival comedian character.
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This is just so emblematic of the Epstein class: "Bill Gates’ Daughter Took Secret Classes on Controlling Humanity" "a secretive, off-the-books Stanford University course that taught a handpicked group of ultra-privileged elite students how to manipulate and control society."
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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
This is why The Simpson stopped being funny in the early 00s. By no metric could Homer be considered a deadbeat by today's standards. The caricature is no longer relatable.
Hey millennials, does it feel to be less accomplished than Homer Simpson at his canonical age?
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Frank Lambert, TGIF Dad. retweeted
Replying to @__0HOUR1_
😂They over did them.
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