This petite tower behind me is the most powerful financial institution in the world. 🏦🦋🍄 It’s the Bank for International Settlements (BIS), the central bank for central banks. Swiss authorities cannot enter this building without permission. The BIS is protected from some Swiss legal actions and is exempt from some taxes. Here, representatives from central banks around the world meet regularly to share information and coordinate policies, especially during financial crises, and only those with an official invitation can enter. One of its biggest scandals was during World War II, when it accepted gold from both the Allied and Axis powers, including gold stolen by the Germans. After the war, they continued their operations as if nothing happened. Some say they even planned the 2008 financial crisis or that it was built low-key on purpose to avoid attention. Does the BIS show why we need decentralized finance instead of central banks controlling everything behind closed doors? 🤔

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking and humanity.

The Midnight network is moving into its next stage. Today, permissionless smart contract deployment is live on Midnight mainnet, giving builders more freedom to deploy and enabling contracts to programmatically deploy other contracts. And that’s not all in our latest State of the Network: 👉 @GeroWallet 2.7.1 brings full Midnight dApp support 👉 @googlecloud launched a Midnight testnet faucet 👉 @Noctis_Zone is live on Preprod 👉 @Urafinance is testing DUST sponsorship for applications 👉 37 developers completed the @VIA_Labs cross-chain sprint 👉 @Midnight_kor Hackathon wraps this week Read the full update: midnight.network/blog/state-…

My Swiss bank blocked my attempt to buy CHF 1,000 of Bitcoin. Reason? "For your protection. Transactions involving cryptocurrencies carry significant risks, and we’re unable to process this payment." The same bank is perfectly happy to offer credit cards charging around 12% interest and other forms of consumer debt. So risking CHF 1,000 of my own money is considered irresponsible... …but taking on tens of thousands of francs in interest-bearing debt is a perfectly acceptable financial decision. Interesting how "protecting customers" seems to depend on which financial product you're choosing. 🤡🌍

Looks like my $NIGHT is about to get wild! 💋🦋🍄

Dear crypto community, let’s talk about what just got built on Cardano: CIP-113.🔓🦋🍄 So, what is CIP-113? In simple words, it can make Cardano tokens programmable. 😜 That means a token can have rules built into them, that automatically control how it can be used or transferred. And this is BIG for: ✅ Stablecoins with built-in compliance and transfer rules. ✅ Tokenized stocks and real-world assets with rules about who can own and use them (KYC). ✅ Regulated assets that can be frozen or blocked when needed. ✅ Tokens with built-in rules for who can receive, send or use them (like time locks and other programmable conditions). ✅ Developers can easily add different rules to different tokens without building a completely new token system. Today, many real-world assets need smart contracts and other rules to control who can own them, transfer them, and use them. CIP-113 is designed to let those rules become part of the token itself. This brigns more types of assets, more business and more financial activity on-chain. Cardanos' next chapter is gonna be HUGE! 🔥🚀

Nothing like waking up to a nice pump! $BTC 🔥🥵

I just overheard some Gen Z arguing about this: If you fuck a hot female sex robot… but a guy is controlling the robot… is that gay? Now I need to know.

Crypto is the only place where “I lost my wallet” can mean either you’re an idiot or you’re a millionaire.

Serious question: If someone leaves you on read and ends the conversation, who should text first next time?

What’s your favorite expression from your country, and what does it mean? 🌙🦋🍄

🚨 @FCBarcelona 🤝 Cardano!!! FC Barcelona is exposing Cardano’s technology to their global fanbase through digital rewards, collectibles and Web3 experiences. This will turn millions of fans into real blockchain users. You better be prepared for what this means for $ADA! 🚀

Nothing regulates your nervous system more than financial stability.

Beer pressure made me come to the Oktoberfest. Prost! 🥨🍻

Dear crypto community, let’s talk about the BIG news: Cardano is now part of the official x402 SDK. 🤖🦋🍄 x402 is building a new way for apps and AI agents to pay for internet services. And now Cardano is one of the networks they can use. This means: ▪️Developers can add Cardano payments to x402-powered apps ▪️ AI agents can pay for APIs and services using $ADA or CNTs. ▪️ Agents don't need to create accounts, receive any special API keys nor pay anything manually. ▪️ Payments can now happen automatically between apps and the agents. AI agents are taking over the internet, and Cardano is positioning itself right alongside them. 🚀 $ADA is getting ready to melt some faces! 💪

If you ever wonder what kind of things people send me via DM, this one took me out lol. 💀 Just for fun, what would you pick? 😂

Dear bears, how’s that short looking? 😜

⚠️ @MidnightNtwrk smart contracts are coming to mainnet! 🚀 Why is this such a BIG deal? ▪️ With private smart contracts developers can start building applications with privacy from the start. ▪️ With private custom tokens you can mint tokens for payments, assets and apps while keeping sensitive transaction data private. But this is only the beginning... The next version of smart contracts is already on testnet, and will bring things like events and composability. That could unlock: 🔓 Private DeFi 🔓 More private assets (like credits & invoices) 🔓 Applications that can combine multiple smart contracts 🔓 More flexible on-chain interactions 🔓 Real-world financial applications Privacy is becoming programmable... & Midnight is about to turn some heads! 👀🔥