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Chuck D: "This concert is not by Ed Sheeran's promoters. Free Palestine, free Haiti, and please free a closed mind." Flavor Flav: "And fuck Donald Trump." Chuck D: "That's too easy to say. 47, 45, no matter what, 2028, you still gotta shut 'em down."
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They really love their trains!
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He celebrated and then realized his ankle was broken 🫣👁👁
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Fellas?
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Ohh that hurts just watching.
He celebrated and then realized his ankle was broken 🫣👁👁
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Not sure this would turn men on.
Fellas?
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Is this how refs are supposed to act??? Really???
Cameraman caught this ref saying F*ck You F*ck You F*ck You to Cardinals player Trey McBride😭🤣😂
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What mental problem causes this?
Fellas?
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Japan is about to pay someone roughly $15,000 to take a nap, and people are already lining up to sign up. Contestants get 90 minutes in a full-blown sleep tournament, and judges score them on how fast they drift off, how deep they sleep, and how long they stay out, even when organizers throw surprise noises at them. Put the average American worker in that bed, someone pulling double shifts, raising kids, and paying these grocery prices, and they’d be asleep before the judges hit start. The only Americans who wouldn’t stand a chance are in Washington, because they’ve been sleeping on the job for years. Would you sign up for a sleep competition if the prize was $15,000?
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A mother and her two young boys were trapped inside an SUV after it crashed into a creek and started sinking. She was able to get herself out, but her boys were still inside. Five college girls driving to Savannah happened to see the wreck and immediately pulled over. They ran down to the water and started helping, getting the older boy out first. Then they realized the 4-year-old was still trapped underwater in his car seat. By the time they reached him, he had been submerged for several minutes and wasn’t breathing. One of the girls had worked as a lifeguard, so she started CPR right there. A short time later, the little boy began breathing again. The five girls were Molly McCollum, Jane McArdle, Eleanor Cart, Clarke Jones and Kaitlyn Iannace. They had simply been on their way to a weekend away. Instead, they stopped and helped save an entire family.
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🚨 IRAN’S OIL MINISTER JUST WALKED OUT — AND THE TIMING IS THE STORY. Mohsen Paknejad resigned today as Iran fights to keep its most important source of foreign currency flowing. But here is the detail worth watching: Shortly before his resignation was announced, Paknejad insisted that revenue from oil already sold was still coming into Iran and would continue. Then he was gone. President Pezeshkian accepted his resignation and put NIOC chief Hamid Bovard in charge of the ministry. Tehran says Paknejad had requested to leave earlier for personal reasons. Decode Conflict: Don’t speculate about the resignation. Watch what happens next to Iran’s oil exports, payments and leadership of the energy sector. Those numbers will tell the bigger story.
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Trillionaire today, almost trillionaire tomorrow? For Elon Musk, apparently it’s just another day at the office. After becoming the world’s first trillionaire earlier this year, Musk has watched his fortune swing dramatically with the value of SpaceX and Tesla. He’s currently sitting at roughly $981 billion, just shy of that incredible trillion-dollar mark. At this level, billions can appear—or disappear—almost overnight. Easy come, easy go… when you’re playing in the trillion-dollar league. #ElonMusk #Trillionaire #Tesla #SpaceX
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Mind-boggling canine physics. 🤯 This is a real dog competing in an "Extreme Vertical" dock diving event at Salmon Days. The dog is at the absolute peak of its jump trying to grab a suspended bumper toy.. I would stand around all day watching dogs fly through the air . Washington
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I’m sorry, but you can give me all the scientific explanations you want about bears rubbing against trees to leave their scent. I’m watching this and thinking the same thing everybody else is thinking: this bear has one hell of an itchy backside. Apparently, though, bears really do use trees to leave their scent and communicate with other bears. So maybe he’s not scratching an itch at all—he might just be updating his bear version of social media.
🐻 GREG’S ITCHY BEAR NEWS! @greggutfeld breaks down a bear’s very enthusiastic tree-scratching session as Emily Compagno declares: “HE’S TWERKING.” Tune in to ‘The Five’ weekdays at 5 p.m. ET on Fox News.
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I forgot about this show!! And to think, this was on ABC, which for you younger folks, it was free for those of us that didn't have cable. I remember my parents laughing hard during some of these episodes, now I get the humor.. 🤣
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What’s one thing the mainstream media got wrong that they never apologized for?
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Rita Moreno was bleeding for days after undergoing a secret, illegal abortion arranged by Marlon Brando when she realized that the doctor had not properly completed the procedure. The complications could have cost her life. Only months later, she would come close to losing her life again, this time after trying to end it herself. At the time, Rita was one of Hollywood's brightest young stars, but behind the premieres, photographs, and growing fame, she was caught in a deeply painful relationship with Brando. It began in 1954, when Rita was just 22 and Brando was already one of Hollywood's biggest actors. She fell deeply in love with him, and their relationship continued for nearly eight years. During those years, he repeatedly cheated on her and married other women, yet Rita kept returning to him, hoping that somehow things would change. When Rita became pregnant, part of her hoped the situation might finally make Brando choose her. Instead, according to Rita, he pressured her to have an abortion and arranged for a doctor through his friends. Abortion was illegal in most circumstances at the time, so this was not a normal clinic visit. Rita brought cash, and Brando paid the doctor $500. She was put under anesthesia and sent home believing the procedure was finished. But the bleeding continued for days. Her roommate eventually realized that something was wrong, and Rita later discovered that the doctor had only disturbed the pregnancy without properly completing the abortion. Brando took her to a hospital, where doctors had to finish the procedure. Rita later said she had not realized how close she had come to dying. Even after everything that happened, she went back to Brando. As the years passed, she began to resent not only him but also herself for repeatedly returning to a man who continued to hurt her. She knew he was unfaithful and had even found another woman's lingerie in his home. At one point, she tried to make him jealous by accepting an invitation to meet Elvis Presley. Part of her hoped the meeting would provoke Brando, and it did. He became furious, and Rita enjoyed seeing his reaction. Yet even after that, she returned to him again. The same pattern kept repeating. Brando would cheat, Rita would leave, and eventually the two would get back together. Over time, she began to feel that she could no longer live with the person she had become inside that relationship. One morning, while she was inside Brando's home, Rita tried to take her own life by swallowing pills before going to bed. Brando's assistant found her unconscious and rushed her to the hospital, where she survived. Rita later explained that she had not simply wanted her life to end. She wanted the version of herself who kept returning to a man who repeatedly hurt her to disappear. Surviving that experience finally helped her break away from the relationship. She left Brando and returned to therapy, beginning the difficult process of rebuilding her life. Around the same time, *West Side Story* reached audiences, with Rita playing Anita, a role she had desperately wanted. Unlike the stereotypical Latina characters Hollywood had often offered her, Anita had pride, strength, and a voice of her own. Rita later said that Anita represented the kind of woman she herself wanted to become. In 1962, she won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for the role, becoming the first Latina performer to win an acting Oscar. The woman who had recently been found unconscious in Brando's home was now standing on one of Hollywood's biggest stages. The Oscar was only the beginning. Rita went on to win an Emmy, followed by a second Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony Award, becoming one of the rare performers to achieve EGOT status. Her career continued for more than seven decades, but behind those awards was a woman who had endured experiences that nearly destroyed her long before most of that recognition arrived.
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I approve of this message by the Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. We need warriors not the rainbow coalition.
In Driscoll’s own words. Hmmm…let’s see how the legacy media will spin this to make Pete Hegseth the secretary of war look bad.
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NEW: Video shows the suspect who stabbed a 7-year-old girl to death in Chicago! This is ridiculous, and hopefully every major news outlet is showing this. What’s going on with people that would make her do something like this? It’s terrible. What’s a equal sentence or punishment to this horrific crime?
NEW: A 7-year-old girl was walking down a Chicago sidewalk with her big sister at noon on a Saturday, and a stranger walked up and stabbed her in the back. Edimari Hernandez Chacon was rushed to the hospital in the Chatham neighborhood and didn’t survive. The woman accused of killing her didn’t even know her, police say. The only heroes in this story are the bystanders who chased her down and held her until officers showed up. No child should be unsafe walking down the street in broad daylight in America. Chicago families deserve leaders who treat that as an emergency, not a statistic. What will it take for Chicago to finally be safe for kids again? nypost.com/2026/10/04/us-new…
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A 28 year old woman was dragged underwater by a crocodile in Mexico, and when her twin sister found her, she was floating face down and unconscious. Georgia Laurie pulled Melissa against her chest and managed to revive her, but the attack still wasn’t over. The crocodile came back and grabbed Melissa by the ankle, trying to drag her away again. Georgia held her sister’s head above water with one hand and punched the animal in the nose with the other until it finally let go. As she tried to move Melissa to a safer spot, the crocodile attacked again, clamping onto her sister and rolling her in the water. Even after it bit Georgia’s hand, she kept fighting until Melissa was free. By the time help arrived by boat, Melissa was badly injured and drifting in and out of consciousness. Georgia stayed beside her and began singing to comfort her, and later Melissa said she remembered being dragged underwater and hearing her sister’s voice singing to her on the boat. Melissa survived. Georgia didn’t just fight for her twin sister’s life. She stayed with her, comforted her, and helped carry her through the worst moments of it. Let’s share Georgia’s story and give her the recognition she deserves.
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Are you a morning person or a night person? Because apparently that’s what the daylight saving time debate has been about this whole time. 😂 Pick a side: ☀️ or 🌙
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