I submit that young women were not meant to understand male sexuality as if they did, a great many would be so disgusted by its realities, they would cease engaging in sex with men. Coming to terms with the realities of male sexuality is part of the female sexual maturation process. However, in modernity, where our sex and relationship structures of polite mirage have largely crumbled, laying bare harsher realities, young women must square these more basal systems of male sexuality with normal but different human functioning than their own or risk building mental structures that create disdain for men themselves.

Who is it at the orgy that doesn't seem to know what to do with that pussy now that it's in front of them? Not men. Who is it at the orgy that gets butthurt when there's a smoking hot naked chick who wants to fuck? Not men. Who is it at the orgy that needs constant attention and gets upset when it's not bestowed, rather than waiting their turn and jumping in with initiative? Not men. Who is it at the orgy who invents deep emotional meaning behind any and every touch or glance or even nothing at all but their own insecurities? Not men. Who is it at the orgy that will hold these perceptions as a grudge forever and be forever convinced you don't love them if you enjoy yourself with anyone else? Well, sometimes men, but usually women. Do yourself a favor, only have orgies with men.

Did we ever find out why there was panic at the disco? I'm concerned because discos shouldn't induce panic at all. Discos are for dumb hotties to get high and dance and have orgies in a specific location so they don't hurt themselves or subject the rest of us to their basic bitch boogies and bad pick up lines. The only reason I can surmise there would be panic at the disco is if you thought you were going out for actual music and got trapped at the disco. Or like, the drugs were bad and and there were mass overdoses... Just mounds of greasy, sweaty polyester and bad cologne and vomit everywhere. Someone would have to clean all that up.

Why can’t more women be like this?

somebody make me this deal

It really pisses me off that I can't do everything all the time by myself. 😡

Is that a mushroom in your garden or are you just happy to see me?

My mom and her man are attempting to use a screwdriver. CLEAR THE AREA.

Bog witches only from now on.

We can't even kill people properly anymore? Seriously?

Goodmorning. Allow me to offer you advice known throughout the ages as solid and good. Please, heed my warning for a prosperous life: Don't trust the fart.

I swear we'd have less dumbass verbal aggression if we brought back physical aggression. Legalize fist fights & punching one annoying person a year and way fewer people will be running their mouths.