that one guy on twitter that don’t play about cursed (2005) | wrestling + snl + 9-1-1

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merry christmas, please don’t call [#lost]
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Paid my respects to the PAC memorial at Monument tonight 🖤 Someone asked me who he was and I said an absolute bastard 🥹
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I .... Said.... ENOUGH!!!!!! My telekinesis throws only me across the room and i crash into a table and start crying and holding my bruised tummy
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the many faces of mina shirakawa
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No but when did James Acaster become so fucking sexy
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dude its lowkey penis saturday
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my pet hotdog just got eaten by my uncle
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damn dude, last night was heavily edited to better appeal to the sensibilities of international markets. last night does not reflect the director's original artistic vision.
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Ive been responding “Omg sis I fucked him last month😭😭” to every National Boyfriend Day ig story I see
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i miss taskmaster
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how it feels to accidentally press the grok button instead of the three dots when trying to open post interactions
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via the show's account
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my close personal friend ! eric from legal !
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At a whopping 19 minutes and 55 seconds, that was the longest Weekend Update in over 10 seasons of SNL (next longest in that span - 17:45 in 50x19) @thesnlnetwork
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Love that #AEWCollision ended with the “Forever Our Bastard” sign ❤️
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What if I breakdance on you? To establish dominance.
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