chronically unserious, emotionally impervious
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This thing had sex, it had a wife, and kids, and friends. What do you have? A Twitter account?
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so are other people just like starting things and then… finishing them? idk that kinda sounds fake
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there comes a time in every young man’s life when he must have Breakfast
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i'm so good at marriage i've done it for 28 straight years.
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my instagram ads are all
ARE YOU A FAT GAY AUTISTIC 34 YEAR OLD LOSER? TAKE THE TEST TODAY
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a man came up to me in a book store to ask “do you like poetry?” I said no and walked away. Never felt more true to myself in my life.
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forever thinking about the time i asked a homeless magician for his phone number and he said he didn’t have a phone (he texted in front of me)
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desperately need someone to sit in my freezing cold room, lost in my California king down blanket and shut up while i scroll the internet in silence
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
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Keep my friends close and my enemies far, far away because why would i want them anywhere near me?
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“I don’t care about haters”
“Here’s 9 songs specifically mentioning my haters”
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