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I guess Cherry & BYD are thriving because they are BBBEE companies 🫩

ALT Okay Mmmh GIF

There it is, the last Nissan Navara coming off the production line in Rosslyn. Thanks to the government that messes everything up with BBBEEE.
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We might be witnessing the 1st documented side effects of Ozempic.
Is this shimza😭
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What a vicious miss from Vini.
Jesus Christ 💔💔
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Angilwi retweeted
Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual & I believe that. Lmao
NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so "If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said
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Replying to @tardrippi
Be careful! Ndaxheliswa igusha ndodwa amaxhego oTa Mzi eCrush instango... Zange ndiphinde ndiye kumgidi wasekapa 😩
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Angilwi retweeted
30% local content at play? 🤔😀
KwaNdebele we are rich. #NdebeleTwitter
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The feminists will just call you Mid.
So uma uyiMale Nurse ebelethisayo kuthiwa you are Mid-Wifery? Indoda mid-wife? Ay ngeke bafethu.
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I mean Moses crossed the Red Sea and led his people through the desert for 40 years running from that place.
A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂
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Angilwi retweeted
Oomfudumezo
Oats or umfudumezo?
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It seems the crowd is not falling for the propaganda that she can twerk.
Nadia Nakai Tweaking for crowd at Propaganda Pretoria😤🔥
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Very expensive lesson
🚨 FIFA has ordered Lucas Ribeiro to pay US$4 million for a contract breach with Mamelodi Sundowns. I have just spoken to his agent now, who 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 that the FIFA decision is real. #AfricanFootball #LucasRibeiro #sundowns
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I wish the scope of the #MadlangaCommission was a bit wider because Mkhwanazi’s allegations are just the tip of the iceberg.
NEWS: A KZN man, Reshal Dayanand (39), has been arrested for fraudulently registering as a medical doctor and went on to work in a government hospital.  It is alleged that Dayanand was a student at the University of KwaZulu-Natal during the period 2007 until 2015. Dayanand was academically excluded during the year 2013 due to poor performance and was re-admitted in 2015 through the Dean's discretion.  However, he did not finish his Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery (MBChB) degree as there was one module that he did not pass. Despite failing one module, Dayanand allegedly managed to fraudulently register with the Health Professions Council of South Africa (HPCSA) to be enrolled as a Doctor. As a result, he was placed as an Intern Doctor at Northdale Hospital, Pietermaritzburg in 2016.  During his tenure as an Intern Doctor, Dayanand earned a total amount of R637 087.75. To cover his tracks, Dayanand allegedly connived with an unknown UKZN officials and generated a fraudulent academic record that indicates that he passed all the required modules whereas he did not. Dayanand did not attend a graduation ceremony but a fraudulent MBChB degree certificate was generated certifying him as a qualified Doctor - KZN Tonight Podcast
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You eat corn on the cob. I watch porn on the job.
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Cyril’s economy is the pits shem
There's absolutely no need to order starters on a date‼️ You'll never see me again.
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Ain’t now way , even the 30% local content gang doesn’t move like this.
1818 is going for R1080 😭🤚🏽
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The bloody agent who convinced him to breach his contract has chowed his commission with zero consequences. Hope other players learn from this fiasco.
FIFA has ordered Lucas Ribeiro Costa to pay Mamelodi Sundowns US$4 million over a breach of contract. The player has 45 days to settle the amount, with further FIFA sanctions possible if the payment deadline is missed. #FootballIntel #MamelodiSundowns #LucasRibeiro
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Seeing someone bend down to talk to Shaq is unsettling.
Shaq x Sabonis. Insane aura. 😮‍💨 @SHAQ @bczalgiris
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Angilwi retweeted
Your wicked auntie watching you blame the government for your unemployment.
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Bloody Agents
AI is becoming a little invasive
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Unless you’re named Mary
the nice thing about being sexually inactive is that you never stress about pregnancy 😂🙏🏽 .
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Yes , just don’t let your mother be your banker 😂
my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.
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