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Toronto has already made a massive number of changes this offseason, bringing in Sergei Bobrovsky, Darren Raddysh, and Gavin McKenna, among others, while also hiring John Chayka as GM and Jim Hiller as head coach. And yet, sources say the Leafs’ work is apparently still not finished. Toronto is reportedly continuing its search for a big, powerful forward who can complement Auston Matthews and provide the type of two-way, physical game the team believes its top line needs. Matthew Knies had a three-point season debut, scoring twice and adding an assist in a 6-3 win over Buffalo. Naturally, this caught the Leafs’ attention. Sources tell @nhlhumor that Toronto believes Marchenko could potentially be used as trade bait to acquire a player of the exact calibre they’re looking for. A big winger. Physical. Scores goals. Works alongside Auston Matthews. Basically, Matthew Knies. 😂
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Leafs management looking at Matthew Knies:
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Rolling off yesterday’s W with Dorofeyev 3+ shots Pavel has 5 shots in back to back games to start the season Let’s go! thrill.com/?sportsBetId=S2i5…
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Reporter: It’s great to see you healthy, let’s wrap you in bubble wrap & use plastic cutlery this year Jack Hughes: I think that’s a weird joke
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Lankinen and Levi dodging pucks like:
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Canucks and Oilers asking their goalie to simply stop a puck:
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Anaheim is extending young D Tristan Luneau 6 x $7.2M AAV Largest contract in NHL history for player with 14 games played. Ducks believe in the player…kept him in AHL all last year after some previous injuries. Think he will be a top 4 D. And, and they’ve learned, take care of your business before someone else does it for you
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Flyers on a back to back after losing 7-0? I’ll take the Devils for $20 please. 😂 thrill.com/?sportsBetId=SIqq…
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The Philadelphia Flyers:
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14 different Penguins players recorded a point tonight 🤯
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The Philadelphia Flyers as soon as they hit the ice:
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I just have a feeling Nate Dogg is going to show up angry and READY to play tonight Let’s see if I’m right😂 thrill.com/?sportsBetId=S67g…
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