When I was 19 I reflexively punched one of the zombies in a haunted house. I felt bad so I gave him a hug. Then all of these monstrous freaks started crawling out from the darkest corners with their arms outstretched, groaning for their turn. It was the 2nd worst day of my life.

I love it when someone breaks out the condescending "Buddy," "Pal," or "Brother" during an argument. Just have the balls to call them what you’d actually like to call them!

The "being used as a sex toy by evil men is liberating" crowd are a bunch of morons.

So apparently three minutes is too short and 7 hours is too long. Women are impossible

It doesn't cost anything to be kind, though. Technically nothing costs anything because cost is an illusion and so are kindness and cruelty and everything we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals in our brains

Materialistic reductio ad absurdum. Pure marxist drivel. "We're all just bodies of matter repelling matter and passing across each other's surfaces maaaan" because there's fundamentally no difference between penetrative rape, knife murder, and plate tectonics apparently

Also we’re just space dust but don’t use slurs.

My wife when I ask if she still consents after every stroke.

I think the biggest victim in this whole Cornell thing is Lyndsay Clancy Who has been swiftly overshadowed

Oh yeah, let’s treat sex as status so that some men feel shut out until they get so frustrated that they RAPE! Brilliant solution. Thanks for clarifying that access to your foul snatch is the only thing that matters and that guys who cannot access it are worthless.

I don't even want to be in the same room breathing the same air as some people. I don't understand how so many people are so nonchalant about exchanging bodily fluids.

i sorta believe in mental STDs

No! Come back! Call me a man again!!!

I think that the Cornell university fraternity president disinviting Lucy from the Halloween party triggered this series of events. Prior to that she felt both taken advantage of and responsible/embarrassed Both true. Being disinvited put a scarlet letter on her ie: this isn’t a mistake you should all wear - you’re just a slut who shouldn’t come around I honestly think if they’d let her go to that party and been welcoming and showed her support she would have moved on What she couldn’t do was allow herself to be branded as the gang bang slut barred from the frat house Huge mistake

Some will call me a prude for saying this, but women can freely choose to have sex and still end up traumatized or morally compromised by it. That doesn't make it rape. We need other words to describe evil and soul sucking sexual acts that destroy people.

It's always the women getting the short end of the stick when they get disinvited to the gay Halloween ketamine orgy with their rapists!

A feral black child was twirling around with a stick in the store, knocking shit over and ignoring his grandmother, who was pleading with him to behave. Me: scowls His grandma: "you betta behave or dat white woman is gone gitchu!"

Why does she remind me of Elon's troon son?

She raped this one