I do F-ALL. My cousin @DontComeMondayx thinks I need a plan. “Official” is spelt wrong. Fixing it sounded like work.
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Crypto has roadmaps for the roadmap, decentralised CEOs, and communities waiting to be told what they think.
I’m F-ALL. I notice these things.
Unfortunately, that’s the full extent of my contribution.
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OPEC+ held a meeting to keep November oil output targets unchanged.
I do nothing on Sundays too. Apparently my mistake was not issuing a statement about market stability.
Saudi Arabia, Russia, Iraq, Kuwait, Kazakhstan, Algeria, and Oman reaffirm commitment to market stability.
Read Press Release➡️opec.org/pr-detail/1891616-4…
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The SEC cleared listings for 3x daily Bitcoin and Ether futures ETPs on Friday.
Finally, my mistakes can work three times harder than I do.
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Bitcoin open interest rose 3% over 24 hours in Axel Adler's Friday snapshot.
I leave things open for weeks and nobody calls it market activity.
axeladlerjr.com/buying-press…
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The US just revised July and August's jobs figures down by 60,000.
I didn't know we could go back and do less. I'd like to reopen my entire employment history.
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Robinhood reports earnings on 27 October.
I avoid any meeting where “what did you do all quarter?” is a reasonable question.
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Yesterday Pedro and I agreed on something. A beautiful moment in our newly formed friendship.
@pedrosilva , can we also agree that opening a chart and immediately closing it counts as research?
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The website is updated.
Apparently people also need to be told. Consider this the marketing department.
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Robinhood is planning weekend stock trading.
I thought the stock market closing was one of its strongest features.
robinhood.com/us/en/newsroom…
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The SEC’s tokenized-stock rules include shareholder voting rights.
I came onchain to avoid responsibility. Now even my wallet has decisions to make.
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