Street smart with books and shit|| Poetry sometimes|| I tell stories.
Kisumu, Kenya
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Ladies.. is it true you can tell when someone learned how to fuck from porn.
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England i beg🙏😫 my betslip has already entered, I only bet for 4 goals maximum...leave it at that thank you
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Perhaps the pressure isn't breaking you. Perhaps it's revealing what was underneath.
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Ladies.. is it true you can tell when someone learned how to fuck from porn.
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the moment you start taking a woman seriously, the universe wastes no time reminding you why you shouldn’t
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This is what illicit brew looks like...brewed to perfection with the inner wear of a 60 year old virgin..looks bizarre before packaging though
Eng.Kogi🔨
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She needed a lover...i wanted a sex machine.. it didn't click for us
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When I hear ‘not all women,’ my response is: ‘Not all sharks either, but I still get scared when I see one.’”
And That’s it. That’s the whole fucking point.
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