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I have become very fond of you Munetaka Murakami
The evolution of a Munetaka Murakami Postseason homer 😤
ALT Munetaka Murakami connects on a home run swing in Game 1 of the ALDS between the White Sox and Guardians. He is wearing a black Chicago White Sox jersey and a black batting helmet.
ALT Munetaka Murakami admires his home run in Game 1 of the ALDS between the White Sox and Guardians. He is wearing a black Chicago White Sox jersey and a black batting helmet.
ALT Munetaka Murakami tosses his bat aside after hitting a home run in Game 1 of the ALDS between the White Sox and Guardians. He is wearing a black Chicago White Sox jersey and a black batting helmet.
ALT Munetaka Murakami shouts in celebration after hitting a home run in Game 1 of the ALDS between the White Sox and Guardians. He is wearing a black Chicago White Sox jersey and a black batting helmet.
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Primetime: Pretty good, but really elevated by having Robert Pattinson putting in career work in the middle of the insane heater he’s on.
It’s like if the Orlando Magic suddenly had Prime Michael Jordan on the roster.
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This has to be the most embarrassing thing a sitting US President has ever done, right?
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Community note
This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending.
nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/…
pbs.org/newshour/polit…
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one dozen bats at a keyboard retweeted
The fact you can't just close a gambling account without a "cooldown" period is actually psychopathic
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I once paid money to watch a team with JaKarr Sampson and Henry Sims on the roster play in person.
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Once again, in terms of policy and ideological positions, El-Sayed is essentially identical to Elizabeth Warren, so there’s really no explanation for this other than “I would not vote for a Muslim”
More and more Democrats are coming out AGAINST Abdul El-Sayed. Josh Gottheimer (D) says he won’t support Abdul El-Sayed.
Country over party. Reject Abdul El-Sayed.
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In retrospect it’s pretty funny Penn State fired James Franklin for successfully reaching the ceiling of what Penn State Football is capable of in the 21st century and maintaining it for a decade.
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This is a disaster for the human race and I’ve really lost patience with the useless morons who can’t see that. An AI video chat that passes for human has no necessary legitimate applications. It will be used to scam old people out of their life savings. Lonely, mentally vulnerable people are going to form romantic attachments to people who aren’t real. Isolation will increase. Mental illness will skyrocket even more than it already has. Kids in grade school will have AI boyfriends and girlfriends. All of this will happen. And worse things we can’t even conceive at this point. People are already forming unhealthy emotional attachments to text-based LLMs. Once there’s an audio and visual component, it’s over. Millions of brains will be broken irreparably.
The benefits of this technology, whatever they are exactly, are so vastly outweighed by the societal catastrophe it will cause, and is already causing, that you can’t even measure the two categories on the same scale. But at least this is the best thing that ever happened to third world scammers. So if you’re in that community, congratulations.
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losing the senate because one out of ten democrats in maine has terminal bipartisan brain rot
CBS/YouGov poll | 9/23-10/1 LV
US Senate Maine 2026
🟥Susan Collins 50% (incumbent)
🟦Troy Jackson 50%
Link to poll: cbsnews.com/news/maine-senat…
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one dozen bats at a keyboard retweeted
Hasan Piker is replacing Dave Portnoy on FOX's Big Noon Saturday
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no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports
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