monkey car@PrimateVehicle

music account: @audiovehicle

 Virginia, USA
Joined August 2024
1,618 Photos and videos
Someone told me I only sneeze loudly for attention one time I've never heard such bullshit in my life
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Yayyy Comfort 馃檪
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Talking in the third person during my driving test for no reason
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Telling the gastroenterologist my dog ate my homework when he needed a stool sample
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Sure you can tap that bass but can you tongue and finger that woodwind
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I hate when a song is really good but also incredibly simple because like why didn't I think of that
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I think my life started going downhill when my best friend in 4th grade told me to watch Boku no pico
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When the first result on Google isn't wikipedia
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You need to move the words around in that sentence if you want it to make sense
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How you like brap
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You can hold any object
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These bitches out here shittin they with the scat pack
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What if instead of skinny puppy it was fat puppy
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If you were toilet paper you would be one ply
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Why do poop girls like scat guys
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Who up Scouring
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Fuck her right in the Hello
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I don't even have a bulge I have a dent
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My penis is so small it isn't affected by microwaves
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"First" son or "Who's here in 2026" daughter
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