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The future of the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) in 1:03
Lesbian impastor (PCUSA) shows off the books and articles she's using to prep for her sermon on Psalm 119,
These include her progressive NRSVUE bible, an article called 'Queer values for a queer climate, developing a versatile planetary ethic,' a book by a heretical 'Process theologian' that argues God is temporal, mutable, and passible, and the anti-capitalist manifesto 'A People's Guide to Capitalism- An Introduction to Marxist Economics' which is a guide "for those who want to understand and dismantle the world of the 1%
Oh, and the book 'Food and Faith,' which discusses how we eat through a theological and moral framework, critiquing the capitalist industrial food systems as having alienated people from God.
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We made a graphic, because there's few things that pastors love more than ladders in their sermon illustrations. :p
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Progressive pastor gets upset with himself for publicly saying @elonmusk's name out loud, before condemning him for refusing him to use "a fraction of his vast wealth" to solve world hunger.
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UCC 'pastor' says people SHOULD LOOK AT PORN to help them deal with the stress of living in America under Donald Trump's unjust MAGA policies, and to help them become better equipped to stand up to GOP bullying.
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To read more about this 'pastor' click here
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Protestia: UCC Pastor Praises Looking At Porn, Cites Jesus Being Baptized Naked, King David Dancing Nude protestia.com/2026/10/02/ucc…
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Protestia: Popular TikTok Missionary Accused of Sexually Abusing Minors in Haiti protestia.com/2026/10/02/pop…
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Protestia: Megachurch Ordered To Pay $173k To Former Interns Found To Be ‘Employees’ protestia.com/2026/10/02/meg…
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"I can think of hundreds"
UMC 'pastor' Adam Hamilton, the Democrat Senate candidate in Kansas, argues that there are hundreds of mistakes in the bible
He once wrote in a book "Divine influence on the writers [of Scripture] was not qualitatively different from the way God inspires or influences [people] by the Spirit today. The difference between biblical texts and some contemporary writings also influenced by the Spirit is that the biblical authors lived closer to the events of which they wrote.
… This view allows us to value the Bible, to hear God speaking through it, yet … to recognize that some things taught in scripture may not represent God's character nor his will for us today, and perhaps never accurately captured God's will"
Basically, he thinks the biblical writers get lot of the details wrong, but doesn't mind as long as the main point generally is intact.
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"So Christians CAN'T look at other people's nakedness!?"
Rev. Beverly Dale explains that because Jesus was baptized while he was naked, we need to be MORE comfortable with nudity, and that looking at pornography is a GOOD thing for Christians to do.
She later on adds that 'ethical porn' created by performers getting a fair wage is great for couples to use, but regular porn is not, because it's usually sexist, racist, stereotypes attractive bodies, is ableist and ageist, and reinforces heteronormative relationships, resulting in "gender injustice."
Lewis is ordained with the mainline (Disciples of Christ) Disciple of Christ while being the clergy-in-residence United Church of Christ Levittown. A self-described "consultant on body justice and sexuality ministries," she is pro-polygamy, pro-BDSM, and everything else under the sun.
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To read more about her and this sermon, click here protestia.com/2026/10/02/ucc…
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'Limitless Church' senior 'pastor' Real Talk Kim, also CEO of 'Conquering Hell in High Heels,' preaches about the importance of not letting what blocks you get in the way of your blessing.
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Former worship leader Caleb Flynn weeps from 'worldly grief' during his first appearance since a jury found him guilty of murdering his wife.
"For godly grief produces a repentance that leads to salvation without regret, whereas worldly grief produces death." 2 Cor 7:10
May he one day weep from the former.
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What do you guys think of this pastor's letter giving a heads up about his upcoming sermon series on the Song of Solomon?
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"It's not gimmicky, it's godly. If you ever go to church and find yourself bored, blame the communicator, the pastor, don't blame God."
Megachurch pastor responds to folks criticizing him for driving a Rolls Royce on stage for a church sermon illustration.
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