AZ Carpenter 🛠️ | BBQ Pitmaster Dog Dad to Daisy & Ellie | America First 🇺🇸 Real talk. Memes. What’s your grind?

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One look. Zero blinks. Whatever she’s planning, I’m already an accomplice.
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Skin’s already talking. What’s on your grill?
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The pool caught the whole sky. GM. Still sitting with that yard from last night.🙏
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You Raise Me Up. The ceiling said no. He is risen. Barely. 🙏
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Wifey wanted pancakes. Stomach said no. This is the compromise. 😂
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Good morning. The help is still down. Daisy’s out cold. Ellie matched her and called it a plan. Nobody’s getting up. Saturday starts when they do. ☀️
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Sun just sat down on that ridge and the whole desert went gold. Big saguaro on the right didn’t even move. Friday looks like this out here. Good night. 🙏
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Police can’t say he doesn’t have a light on his plate. Rope and a flashlight. That’s the fix.🤣
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Heading into the weekend. Please do not resuscitate.🤣
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No microwave. No coffee maker. Iron’s on boot duty. Folgers didn’t ask questions. GM ☀️
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Sun’s on the water. The pour didn’t get the memo. Still pushing it through the rebar. See you tomorrow. 🙏
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Opened the Duracell. Still moving.😆
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Good morning from the Grand Canyon State. Sun came up like it had a point to prove. ☀️
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That drawer finally got cleaned. HOA’s gonna love this.😂
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Def not “Standing on the Corner” in this Rain! GM from Winslow, Arizona.
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The desert already knew what time it was. Saguaros holding the line. Sky doing the rest. GN 🙏
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That green sauce is doing overtime Happy Taco Tuesday!
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Wife said put what we need on the fridge. So I did. 🤣
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Walking into #TacoTuesday like… Guarachero boots on.
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