in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
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The correct presentation of my new novel MICHAEL.. it's a sledgehammer of a yarn guaranteed to make you laugh and weep
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Would a team of ten Gvardiols or maybe ten Declan Rice's win the championship (with champ keeper)
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What best chippy in Boro?... my 3 regulars have gone shit... anywhere left doing it decent like
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'Surprising'
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Surprised me'
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'Too many surprises?'
'No, nice amount'
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#GoneFishing has made the shortlist in the Reality Docuseries category at this year’s National TV Awards! YOU can vote HERE: nationaltvawards.com/vote
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Rejoice! Tickets are now available for a Tour.
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Be extra wary of any product claiming to increase your height or reduce your turning circle... 80-85% are bogus... use a trusted brand like Mortagilty.com
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