Dad, (cereal) entrepreneur, maker of great things. likes puns, cars and dad jokes.

San Francisco, CA
Updating live on the evolving @united situation. So far the only one that contacted me are the scammers trying to fish people on X. I wish the United representatives were working in a timely matter like the scammers….
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Hey @united - you cancelled all returning flight from TLV for my safety and left me stranded there. @EL_AL_AIRLINES is the only airline flying out, why are you refusing to guarantee a safe return with them. Such a poor customer experience
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Today, Generative AI takes a big step and comes to user interface design! @helnzhou and I are excited to announce @Galileo_AI : the first AI product that uses natural language to generate UI designs. It lets you design beyond imagination. Early access: useGalileo.ai
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Of all the shadiest business dealings I’ve experienced, @MattressFirm is winning! Paying for a mattress only to discover that the one you paid and reserved has been sold to someone else. Now yours is in back-order. 🤷‍♂️
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Nothing like recording a presentation for the @BehavioralMed conference and smack in the middle having a helicopter fly over and my neighbour deciding that now is a good time to start leaf-blowing their yard #WFHproblems #backgroundmusic
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nice try I guess
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Turn it upside down and it's an alien reading Torah. You're welcome.
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And to think Hollywood paid special effects person to make this back in the day.... this is reality from yesterday!
Brilliant: drone footage of San Francisco yesterday to blade runner 2049 sound track
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My poll of wether folks would like to participate in an "open mike" speed pitch session got a lot of positive response - so I am re-launching pitch-ben.com . Anyone can give me a direct video recorded one minute pitch and I will give feedback. It's live, so pitch away!
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Feels like a repeat of March to me
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I second that 👇
One formula for ramping up a new saas company or product: - interview 50-100 users until you fully understand problem - work with 5-10 beta / pilot customers to get product right - stay here until they’re happy - get case studies - launch and do product marketing like crazy
Got to admit, creative enough to get @sacca to look at it.
My new rule on thumb, actively ignore anyone who is a self proclaimed expert. Most of the time there is no substance behind the fluff
#founders and #VC's, what is the best way you have seen to present a demo video remotely without it being too choppy?
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People who think Amex is getting a good deal paying $850m for Kabbage because the fintech was once valued at $1.3b on a capital raise probably think they get a good deal at a car dealer when they get $1k off the sticker price.
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I just laughed so hard.....BRUHHHHH can we return 2020 Lord
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A simple mistake many PMs make is thinking the product = the UI. Every touchpoint matters — website, emails, ads, reviews, support calls. You need to care about everything that impacts how your customer perceives or interacts with your product (even when you aren't responsible).
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Last year: "Commuting sucks. Utopia would be if my job went fully remote." Today: "My job is fully remote. I'm on Zoom calls for 8 hours daily, there's no time to eat lunch, evenings are spent on email, and weekends are gone. What kind of dystopian nightmare is this??"

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