22 Amateur Pseudo-intellectual 🐍

Replying to @mostnormalwoman
Look at me when I tell you it’s not that serious. Nothing was a waste, nothing happened that wasn’t going to happen. You have now you have now and you have now. That’s all until we bow out. Love + Connection, these things exist now, you’re not lost because you’re not gone. Love.
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The king is gone he’s not forgotten.
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Paul Thomas Anderson is the only director I can confidently point to and say was carried by the actors at his disposal rather than any innate writing talent or directing ability. He owes much of his career to Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Daniel Day-Lewis it’s absurd.
One Battle After Another is so bad that it’s convinced me both that 1) PTA will never make a great film again and 2) his films before this are actually slightly worse than I previously thought.
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ALT Lil Yachty Drake GIF

The reason why you are addicted to twitter is because you don’t have anyone to talk to
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You're staring at it bucko.
what’s the best way to escape reality without using drugs?
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I am sure we'll get to the bottom of this, we've got the greatest scientific minds in the replies here.
why do elite athletes and navy seals always have more daughters than sons?
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All those pictures just to be gluttonous and prideful. Twat.
That’s definitely not a normal backdrop for a teenage boy 🫤
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A man named Ray was arrested and when asked his name he said Josef K; the police didn't understand why. Ray insisted they "try." The police replied, "No," and Ray resignedly said, "So it goes..."
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Facts. Do what you want, be happy, more people will want to be around you because more people will want to be you.
No one’s going to thank you for working a job you hate. Life isn’t a moralistic TV show where the person suffering is rewarded for their virtue. In real life people hate you for being miserable.
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I liked this for competitive reasons.
bodybuilding was banned in the soviet union because they claimed it promoted capitalist vanity and ngl they kinda cooked with that one cause the entire online incel pipeline started on bodybuilding forums
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Yeah nothing's worse than when a woman asks me to have sex with her.
Men love casual sex until a woman proposes it.
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If you took gratification in torturing and taking an innocent life out of spite, you have lost all human privileges.
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Yep. Before any potential empathy is awarded to the murderer, all possible empathy must first be exhausted toward the victim.
Extensive empathy to the murderers is disrespectful towards their victims and nothing can change my mind
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Been saying this for some time now, it's just people using escapism as a coping mechanism for meaning because they lack any of it in their real life. Watching movies is fine, however watching three every single day to post online is not.
We need to have a serious conversation about people who watch movies as a “hobby”
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I gotta ask, in 2026, where else are adults supposed to conversate with another human being?
the most sincere misanthrope you will regularly encounter is an autistic guy who tried talking to people at bars, on the street, and at his retail job
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Ernst Junger maxxing
Being born in like 1895 in western must’ve been an unbelievable terrible life. You’re 19 when WWI starts and if you survive, you’re 30s are the Great Depression AND THEN your 40s are WWII
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Napoleon Bonaparte
no great man has ever been a wife guy
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What a load of waffle. Trust your instincts, go out and live your life. Fuck escaping into your mind all day, your consciousness will betray you.
The more one gives oneself over to art, to beautiful music, to the great novels and poetry, the more intolerable the so-called real world becomes, until one can scarcely bear to hear another word about politics, business, careers, money, governments, committees, dinners, appointments, all that endless machinery of human distraction which people call life simply because they have nothing better to call it.
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I genuinely believe I could make a better sound completely improvised with the same equipment
Me pissing off everyone in the restaurant
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I’m getting too old for social media man.
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