Don't take anything I say too seriously and we'll be just fine.

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Sheikh mansour sponsors ...
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Haha Etihad up first. I just couldn't work out why Khaldoon kept banging the drum. He is too good. Too clever. too shrewd. NOW it makes sense. City are going to take the PL to the cleaners via their other companies like Etihad, aren't they? This is gonna be quite fun thinking about it.
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If Agüero's 93:20, 100 points, Kompany's winner against Leicester, comeback against Villa, Gundogan scoring in the first minute against United at Wembley, Rodri's winner in the Champions League final and four-in-a-row cost £900M, then it's absolutely worth every single penny.
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I love the Enzo song but I reckon we missed a trick with it you know. 🎶🎵 It's the same, old thing, onehundred, and fifteen, In your head, in your head, we are guilty!!! We're in your heeeead In your heeeead City City City-ee-ee We're in your heeeead (Cranberries - zombie)
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Now the QPR game was rigged 😂 If these charges have done at least one thing, its literally identified every fucking spacktard on my timeline and wherever else they fucking appear from
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do city ST holders get discount with Etihad does anyone know?
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Question for MATCH GOING fans of these teams. No arguments, just an answer and if you want an explanation.. Be adult about it and not a nobhead. Not that it's likely but if they did strip city of these, would you want them for your club?
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City fans with kids. Can you ask them (or if you have already bought) which player they would have on their city shirt this season now please? Need to know the most popular 3. Enzo, cherki, Haaland? Foden?
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Shite waiting for VAR
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Fewwwming That scool is a joke man. Just coz it sez on there website that uniform is "trousers only" doesn't mean that my Chesneece can't go in a skirt tho, does it tho? Speshly if you can't read tho innit tho. 4th year on the run this has happened! Might phone the Evening News so that EVERYONE can see what a self entitled fucktard I am, not just @K00URTNEY and @KHL00E (fanx for your support girls). I fink I'm gonna home scool dem from now on tho innit. Just me and my girls. Live, Laugh, Love.
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City fans ... Does anyone know how long it is before the next match that you can transfer your ticket to someone?
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TEN years ago today, a 3 year old went to his first ever @mancity away game... On Sunday he did ground 35 🎶 We see things you'll never see 🎶
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Has anyone got this in aged 9-10 that they'd sell please? Thanks
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Can't think of a better England performance in the last 30 years Bellingham. One of the best performances I've seen in a long long time.
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I might be alone here but... Best of luck to Arsenal. Apart from on the pitch, they aren't our rivals U cant hate someone for wanting to beat you in a fair fight. Winning this has nothing to do with us & id rather the Strangeways Paedo Wing XI won the CL over PSG, nvrmnd Arsenal
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Teams that arent allowed to sing "where were you when you were shit" at City. Wolves (32000 capacity, about 3000 empty seats - forst game of seoson! Burnley West Ham plenty of others with a capacity < 54k that dont sell out. but top of the pile ... ASTON VILLA. fuckoff
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im still fucking fuming about those guard of honours. Especially Bernardos
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anyone work in the NHS or fire/ Police and online please? Need a 1 sec favour. Really really important. thanks
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well played Arsenal. they deserve that. Happy for their decent fans. Not the internet nonces who live stream etc
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Everton away. What a fuck up.
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