Life is weird, letβs laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
Inside the Beltway Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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It's like joining a cult where the Kool-Aid costs $75 a cup and comes with a side of celibacy.
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The White House org chart has a dotted line marked βItβs complicated.β
First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president
#TravelWithNatalie
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JD Vanceβs guru, Curtis Yarvin, wants to replace democracy with a strongman. Bold talk from a man who looks easily startled.
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Daughter: βMom, whatβs the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?β
Mom: βA Democrat is the friend who offers to pick up the dinner check, then realizes she left her wallet at home. A Republican says everyone should pay their own way, then puts his meal on your tab.β
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The Super Intelligence Force will report directly to the man who thinks windmills cause cancer.
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Trump inherited an economy The Economist called βThe Envy of the World" and ran it into the ground, just like everything else he inherited.
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Just woke up from a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Cybertruck and laughed so hard I peed my PJs.
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Thereβs a special place in hell for women who betray other women. Angela Paxton appears to have the address.
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Thereβs a special place in hell for women who betray other women. Angela Paxton appears to have the address.
#TXPol: "I'm Texas Senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and turns out, I have some ... I'm voting for the Republican ticket on November 3rd."
Texas PAC is up with a new ad featuring Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's estranged wife.
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After years of politicians texting me for money, I finally texted one back - if he replies βSTOP,β Iβm framing it.
No one likes changing the clock, me included, but Congress has enacted permanent Daylight Savings Time multiple times before and repealed it each time once Americans experienced absurdly late sunrises in the winter. Arkansans donβt want their kids going to school in the pitch dark, and Iβll always put Arkansas first.
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