This year... You want a car, hit me up You want to service a car, hit me up Need a car part, hit me up Need a nose cut, hit me up Need a half cut, hit me up Need headlight, hit me up Need an engine, hit me up Need a gearbox, hit me up Issues cars, hit me up.

Hekaya za Abunwasi.

As a Kenyan, that country is downright dangerous and mostly due to malice. I don't even understand them.

You heard the Pope, using AI makes you ugly, ontologically hollow, and worst of all, Protestant

Never forget that this man actually has a BS in Mathematics.

We made it...😬 Yamaha Africa launched two new keyboards jana, with Mutoriah and me on stage for the live demos. Proud to have 🇰🇪 & East African styles I programmed built into the keyboard PCM and available worldwide! More on LinkedIn next week.💀

getting off the internet n getting a real job made me realize the average american is a fence sitting moron who stands for nothing

History repeats, first as tragedy, then as farce. This cartoon was drawn about the Vietnam war in 1975. Nothing changed.

Olive harvest begins under attack as 628 settler incidents recorded in West Bank english.palinfo.com/news/202…

Child Protection Service are coming up with ridiculous terms.

Reminds me of a Maasai friend I made some years ago at Olepolos, looking very noble in his regalia, sandals and other accoutrements. In a moment of gin assisted weakness, he let slip that his name was Kinuthia

Idd Aziz was being disrespected on this timeline a few days ago and it scared the hell out of me.

We can't be doing the same thing for over 20yrs. Puritanical taxation creates room for underground market to thrive. No amount of threats will wipe out that out. People love their tipple and it's difficult to persuade them otherwise by being punitive.

RT @LarryMadowo: The head flight attendant (purser) on the FlyDubai plane where the pilot was stabbed was a Kenyan named David Kimotho. Ano…

Ruto still thinks the Constitution (which keeps him as President) is a suggestion. Pride really does come before the fall.

August?? You did this beforehand. Guys. 👀

I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys." I'm. So. Proud.

When Transparency International releases their corruption index, you never see nations such as this even when the scale of misdeeds overshadow others.

In Russia, the oligarchs who seized state assets went on to build operational empires. They maintained railway networks, managed massive oil and gas fields, and established permanent industrial systems that outlived them. In contrast, their African counterparts operate on pure extraction, with no reinvestment. They do not build factories; they consume foreign-made goods. The intellect required to construct powerful, generational enterprises is absent in these short-sighted actors. They are opportunists who siphon off public tender money and monopolize state infrastructure projects, only to deliver nothing of substance to the public. The macroeconomic tragedy lies in where this money lands. The true beneficiaries of African corruption are not African citizens or economies, but elite Western conglomerates. Wealth stolen from African reserves is promptly exported to enrich Rolls-Royce, Louis Vuitton, Boeing, Hermès, and Gucci. In exchange for the continent's future, these actors receive only fleeting status symbols and depreciating luxury assets. A fleet of multimillion-dollar vehicles loses value the moment it hits the potholes of the very roads the stolen funds were meant to repair. It is a logical fallacy to expect an extractor to possess a visionary's brilliance. The shortcuts and scams that fuel tenderpreneurship require a low, deceptive cunning, but they lack the strategic foresight needed to build sustainable systems. Because no institutional systems are established, the cycle remains perfectly predictable: when one corrupt actor falls, another identical one fills the vacuum. The machinery stays the same; only the face changes. Since the dawn of the independence era, this cycle has repeated across the continent without producing a single sustainable, self-reliant economic superpower. Breaking it requires a fundamental shift in the leadership paradigm. Africa does not lack wealth; it lacks structural fortitude. To end the era of parasitic accumulation, a new generation must introduce an entirely different ethos, one that prioritizes institutional success over personal ego and long-term industrialization over a fleeting appetite for foreign luxury. Until leadership is defined by the systems it builds rather than the luxury brands it consumes, the continent will remain trapped in a loop of engineered poverty.