βIβm an important thinker. Iβm a creator, innovator, artist, idea. But above all else Iβm a passionate, child-like innovatorβ- Sam Hyde
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Debating whether to drink a six pack in despair over Michigan State football or drink a six pack in celebration over Michigan football losing
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Annie Jacobsen speaks of this
#BREAKING: Lab technician dies of suspected pneumonic plague in Russia after breaking test tube.
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A two foot tall, 900 year old alien showed me this and said βHave this, you never willβ and started laughing and flipping around with the Force
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The state I find my girl in when she tries to make me choose between her and my beloved soon to be 0-84 Detroit Red Wings
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This thing popped up in instagram today and for a split second I genuinely thought there was @fleshsimulator button
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