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Report: Mankind All Out Of Passwords

WORLD — Reports from across the globe this morning indicated that mankind was officially all out of passwords.

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That's a lie. I've got passwords nobody has ever used.
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Have they tried 12345?
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Use mine 12345 and don't tell anyone, okay!
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What if we tried: 321drowssaP instead??? 🤔
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I used the last 2-factor authentication token:
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I got one for you (if you’re drawing a blank near your deadline): Cows outraged at passing motorists not moo-ing.
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Have you tried Password1
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Joke's on you. I got "password123ABC?" decades ago, so nobody else can use it.
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Your password isn't long enough (at 256 characters, mixed case, numeric, plus punctuation).
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PASSWORD RESET Sorry, the password you entered is already in use by @... please choose another password.
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Oicu812!
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I HATE the way so many businesses want all their customers to have unending online accounts with usernames and passwords.
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sorry been authenticating all day, what was that
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Truth.
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It's true.
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🤣
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There has to be a better way!!!!
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ScoobydooIloveyou2? Over 13 characters long. Includes a capital letter. And a character. My new password is
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Jackson Franks@jacksonlfranks
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96.4 EV at dbat today
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🤣🤣🤣
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Nope, they can always get longer...
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Maybe this is a deeper post than it seems at first reading. Maybe not.
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Hahahahaha
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🤣🤣🤣
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When all else fails, use the password PASSWORD … 🙄
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😆😆😂😂😂😂
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😭😭😭
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Get a combination lock code then. 😊
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PasswordBoss1982
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N°0n_¢-m_y-b0_y
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Really 😮
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😂
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