Calvin Applebottom II
@_MaroonKoolAid

Cut me open, I’ll bleed maroon and white.

 College Station, TX
Joined October 2025
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The best part of being a Texas A&M fan is that someday I’ll die
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It is not healthy how much fantasy football impacts my mood
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Fuck all 134 of you who bookmarked this
Calvin Applebottom II
@_MaroonKoolAid
Sep 28
If Texas A&M loses to Arkansas this Saturday I will delete my account
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I wonder what Marcel Reed finna do after this game. Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe get bottle service at Goodbull. Oohhh he so tuff bruh. He really run this league man
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Death, taxes, and Rueben Owens tripping over his own feet
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We might end up being the best 7-5 team of all time
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Gus Cordova absolutely KILLED any momentum Mississippi State got from that sack. For more information, please look up “Gus Cordova killed”
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Studying on a Friday night when there is cfb is on. I’ve officially reached the point of 1L where I want to kill myself
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Playing my buddy (Texas fan) in fantasy this week and we made a bet that the loser has to dress up as a yell leader for Halloween
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I stand with the Cornell 7! I was hanging with the guys at the frat house that day and none of us did anything wrong. My name is Joey Lynch and I am the QBs coach for Texas A&M football.
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A&M football sucks, Texans suck, Astros suck WHO HAS IT WORSE THAN ME
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Chimy’s on a Tuesday!#MarcelMode
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Arkansas fans getting up to call the hogs
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We used to watch a literal god play QB man
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If Texas A&M loses to Arkansas this Saturday I will delete my account
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What could he possibly be laughing about after that performance? I cannot believe I defended this dude all offseason
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“They have no idea I have bottle service reserved at Goodbull tonight”
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I want to kill myself
Calvin Applebottom II
@_MaroonKoolAid
Aug 1
Only 1 more month until these two determine my entire mood
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