I build things Software Engineer โข Founder @dinedirect_ng
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Built it for real service
We designed it for Friday rush hours, transfer alerts and Nigerian restaurant rhythm, not fancy demos that die on a busy night.
Thatโs why we are building @dinedirects
We are giving every buka, lounge and fine dining the clarity big chains take for granted.
Too many venues still juggle handwritten tickets, separate payment apps and staff shouting across the room. DineDirects replaces that with one flow: scan, order, cook, pay in โฆ and report.
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
My first laptop ? My Dad
My first phone ? My Dad
God bless HIM
What about you Iโd like to know.
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
Showcase your skills in the comments
Upload some of your work, someone might need your service.
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useState lets a React component remember a value and update what appears on the screen when that value changes.
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
Never met a vibe coder using MySQL.
Never met a vibe coder using MongoDB.
Never met a vibe coder using SQLite.
Never met a vibe coder using Oracle.
Never met a vibe coder using DynamoDB.
Never met a vibe coder using Cassandra.
โVibe coding is literally just:
Next.js + Tailwind + Postgres + Claude
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Nigeria doesnโt have a shortage of tech talents.
We have a shortage of companies willing to give inexperienced people the opportunity to become experienced.
Everybody wants 3โ5 years of experience.
Who is supposed to give them the first year? ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
You gaz dey very useless as a young adult to dey run tribalism gimmick for 2026.
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
Lowering your expectations is a great way to avoid disappointment.
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
Nigerians donโt hate bad governance as much as they claim. Give some of them the opportunity to benefit from it and watch the activism disappear. ๐ญ
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They should come together as a community to build something we can play on our consoles
In the past one month Iโve been happy to sponsor or support great projects on X ๐ฅ
- Lagos Run by @eureka_seamless
- Lagos Life by @Shalom_HeyEliy
- RevIndex by @akinkunmi
- Bid9ja by @zayntechinfo
- Pairlore by @Dominus_Kelvin
- Gamms App by @TosinOlugbenga
- FmPuzzMe by @unclebigbay143
- Claim My Day by @codekagefx
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poverty
tribalism
religion
illiteracy
the four pillars of nigeriaโs doom.
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Emmy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ป retweeted
You people should pity us now.
We never enjoy Lagos Life finishโฆ
Itโs gamification era
I built GTA but it's Lagos!
Can you survive lagos?
shooting ๐ซ gets increases your wanted level
gta.koha.wtf
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I just feel like if donโt have a background in computer science, software engineering or proper licensing you shouldnโt build a project that has to deal with user data for some reason.
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