old enough to be your mama. young enough to fuck your daddy.
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1989. 4yo Marni
2026. 41yo Marni
I’ve looked the same my entire life down to the same damn hairstyle.
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#8 should be #1 cuz that’s yall main problem.
Yall not mine. I’ve been living off the salary i made 14yrs ago despite it being more than double that now
1.) Getting a roommate/partner to split the bills (rent, electricity cable etc)
2.) Get family plans when you can to lower recurring monthly bills (insurance, entertainment apps like Spotify, Netflix etc)
3.) Learn how to cook for multiple days
4.) Remove any expense not necessary
5.) Lose the concept of "I worked hard so I deserve this *insert expensive thing outside of your budget*
6.) Buy whats on sale and make it work!
7.) Invest in skills that will allow you to further your career/income
8.) Avoid the lifestyle creep once you do make more.
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The only thing Michael Jackson and Beyoncé have in common are trifling ads fathers that pushed them to greatness.
MJ is #1 and NOBODY is even close.
The children have spoken!! 3yr olds across the globe know MJs voice, music, & dance moves.
MJ owns Halloween!
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The manager needs to be fired. This is why companies are pretending that AI efficiencies are the reason they are down sizing when in if they just have too many middle managers with nothing to do but watch slack/teams statuses.
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Still do! All you gotta do is rinse them off then heat them up! Or eat them cold. 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Broccoli, corn, cauliflower, carrots, peas, etc don’t need any seasoning.
JUST EAT EM!
There’s a reason yall fat and I’m not & it ain’t ozempic/surgery 🤣🤣
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I’ll never be able to have a political career cuz as soon as i run for city council all my skeletons gonna come out 🤣🤣🤣
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