Big news! Seattle will be getting it's own Monopoly edition a year from now, woo! You have until the end of this October to submit your nominations for what businesses and places should be included on it:
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Starting with the most obvious change, there is no need to worry any more about landing on Go To Jail, since jail's not really our thing here in Seattle. Perhaps change it to "Stuck in traffic" for 3 turns and getting the choice of paying over-inflated tab fees to get out? Oh yeah, and no more Free Parking. That's long gone. But what else should we add or change?
I'm thinking instead of the Bank, it could be City Hall handing out $200 in grift every time you pass Go.
Maybe some new player tokens, like someone bent over in a fenty fold? A tent? An RV? A tech bro on a paddleboard on Green Lake? A crusty old mossbacked hippie? A blue haired, tatted up barista with a nose ring?
Land on Chance, and risk your small business getting vandalized by antifa or graffiti taggers? Land on Community Chest, and you might win a free "harm reduction" kit.
And what would be Seattle's version of Boardwalk and Park Place, the game's most valuable properties? Because property values are plummeting in Seattle. Office vacancies are at 37%. Buildings are being sold for pennies on the dollar. Perhaps the railroads, since we've sunk something like $158 BILLION and counting so far into our light rail boondoggle.
Electric Company is going to have to increase its value, since PSE keeps jacking up our rates. As for the Income Tax, no need to change that, unless we vote YES on I-645.
Oh, and no need for Property Cards. Remember, comrade, property ownership is a white supremacist construct!